Floper

Floper:someone who drives an auto while wearing shower shoes/Fip flops;

She ran over and killed three seventy year senior's. While trying to retreive her Flip Flop. Which was lodge beneath, the accelerator. All because of a Floper.

by The cameleon August 14, 2011

Thank you for the flowers

A sarcastic response properly offered upon receiving worthless or unwanted advice, gifts, or visitations from relatives.

I really love listening to you bitch and being forced to pay for lunch. Thank you for the flowers!

by Juan Tomas February 20, 2008

flower

To fart as you are exiting the shower, but it smells so bad you have to get back in and take another shower.

I totally flowered yesterday.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

flowers

younger women met while traveling. usually whores.

Remember finger-banging those flowers in Broatia?

by Robert Oppenheimer October 18, 2008

flowers

yummy smelling delicious sprouting shit that grow from the ground that attract honey*F*sucking bees.

don't be tricked by their mind reading cuteness, first you sniff them.. then next thing ya know your like fwammmm! ahhk- shit, a bee just shot up my fucking nose.
that's right, hate flowers..STOMP on that shit!

by gigiiiiiX) December 23, 2008

flower

plant,colorful, something that grows from the ground. Creates pollen.r

That flower over there is really pretty, dont you think?

by Michelle Henderson March 14, 2008

flower bed

A thing that a girl who has excessive amounts of pubes has, and nestled in there is her flower, or pussy.

"That girl I fucked last night was fucking hott. No complaints, apart from she had a big flower bed"

by Gma June 9, 2005