by BOBBUTTONS117 November 30, 2015
When your mother is such a hore that she’s got multiple leads of possible men she slept with before you were born.
David was curious about his father and his mom didn’t know who he was. He had to play wheel of father to find out.
by Dnurse15 August 16, 2023
A now-departed teacher of world religions at Creighton Prepatory School. The most selfless and saintly person I have ever met. A lover of tepid water.
by PBCrunch December 01, 2018
Jacob....
by Lordandsaviour of us all February 23, 2020
be much older than someone (especially used to suggest that a romantic or sexual relationship between the people concerned is inappropriate).
by Arminkshipper August 05, 2024
A complex sex move where the male leaves the female right before the action; blueballing her. Usually make up an excuse like "I have to get milk" or "I have to get cigarettes." Then the male never comes back... ever.
by ZeiWasTaken May 12, 2022
The man who makes you food at work, makes you feel better about yourself, and supports you through your worst shifts. He saves your life on a daily basis.
by Dock Daddy December 21, 2021