fake the deal

1) to pretend something is true or put on a front to hide the real facts
2) to pretend to distribute cards in a poker game, but not actually do so
3) to act like something is worth the money when it is actually more expensive

1)
Ho: "Playa you ain't gettin' none of this shit tonight. Scrub."
Pimp: "Shut up bitch, everybody knows yo' skank ass been around this city more times than the subway. You about as easy as first grade math class. Don't fake the deal."

2)
Teddy KGB: "Haha! I've got the boat! Pay up, bitch!"
Matt Damon: "Shit. Not again........wait a minute.........I don't even have any cards yet! You faked the deal!"

3) I thought that 2004 Hummer was a steal at $1000, but when they told me that the radio, steering wheel, seats, exhaust, frame, and engine were sold separately and cost a total of $70,000 I realized they had really faked the deal.

by Nick D December 11, 2003

Fake Geek Girl

A girl who inserts herself into geek culture without having a deep understanding and appreciation for properties she talks about.

That Fake Geek Girl got a Shazam lightning bolt tattoo when she wanted a Flash lightning bolt.

by Perth Comics August 19, 2021

A fake Roblox game

When the description is the title of the game except its been copied and pasted over and over again.

Boy 1: "I was playing a fake roblox game yesterday, it was called jailbreak!"
Boy 2: "What was the description of the game?"
Boy 1: "JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK"

by Hgjjbdf June 15, 2020

fakedown

A short decoy breakdown in a hardcore song, before the actual breakdown.

Two seconds into the song Norma Jean played a fakedown, but I ignored it because I'm too cool to dance or move or react to anything ever.

by poo September 27, 2004

faheena

1.A Female organ, usually greasy like a box of KFC chicken, also smells like its been passed around the block with out being cleansed, in some situations the faheeha becomes moldy and crusted over and may require immidiate emergency care. The faheena may also have cobwebs and have foul odor of feces also see stinky faheena.
2. Faheena can also be used as a cover up last name when prank calling someone whos last name is FAGINA (pronounced vagina)...They may get offended and try saying there last name is Faheena...

Aaron- dude I almost had sex with freds mom last night
Peter- no way man...I heard she had a stinky faheena
Aaron- dude good thing I kept the light on, if i didnt see the crust i might have dirtied my manheena.

by peterbattista October 31, 2006

fake edge

some one who is fake edge is some one who does not take the straight edge name seriously and usually starts to claim sxe as for status/friends/excuse and more often is because they think its a trend. but its not. its a life long commitment for yourself and no body else. fake edgers give into drugs or "sell out" becuase they were never true.

"is derek really straight edge?"
"naw dood hes a fake edge bitch and deserves to get stomped"

by xLive-For-Gloryx December 7, 2009

Fake Bostonian

Someone who tries to pretend they're from Boston, but aren't. A Fake Bostonian is an out-ah-townah who possesses a Boston sweatshirt, says that they're from Boston, and has a varying degree of a Boston accent (usually they drop their r's, but don't have the vowels right).

Often seen using the water fountain instead of the bubblah, using their blinkers and calling them directionals, driving cautiously, putting rubber bands in their shopping carts instead of elastics in their carriage, and driving in traffic circles instead of rotarys.

Person: Can you put this in the shopping caht?

Bostonian: Fucking A, ah you a Fake Bostonian? Everyone around heah calls it a carriage.

by Bahstonian January 21, 2011