Astronomical fail. Something going so wrong as to require an extra adjective (astronomical) to accurately describe how terribly awful something went. Can also be used to describe a person who fails at something or just life in general.
"Dude, that part last night was an astro fail."
"You clearly can't dance. Astro fail."
"You are such an astro fail sometimes."
"You clearly can't dance. Astro fail."
"You are such an astro fail sometimes."
by detourturnsdestiny February 20, 2010
Get the astro failmug. another word for chick-fil-a because well.. the menu fucking fails ass and their lemonade is supposed to be legendary i guess but really its not that good at all and the pulp makes it that much shitier.
ex. mm what shall we have..
ex i dunno wtf..? theres only 2 items on the menu
ex. mm what shall we have..
ex i dunno wtf..? theres only 2 items on the menu
Chick-fail-a
by Chris Jenrette May 17, 2009
Get the Chick-fail-Amug. by XombieJer March 2, 2010
Get the fail whalemug. “Fail watching,” unlike its brother only in rhyme whale watching, would be much more entertaining because you see someone fail much more often then you’d witness a whale leaping out from the sea in front of your ship.
It would be similar to people watching (which often leads to the act of Fail watching at some point) except one would only be waiting for someone else to mess up.
Failures noted while “Fail watching” should be subtle, not America’s Funniest Home Videos quality. None of this people falling down or getting hit crap because “Fail watching” frowns upon physical injury.
“Fail watchers” are let loose to make assumptions based on little to no evidence, creating characters out of the people around them in order to develop a more lasting “Fail watching story.”
It would be similar to people watching (which often leads to the act of Fail watching at some point) except one would only be waiting for someone else to mess up.
Failures noted while “Fail watching” should be subtle, not America’s Funniest Home Videos quality. None of this people falling down or getting hit crap because “Fail watching” frowns upon physical injury.
“Fail watchers” are let loose to make assumptions based on little to no evidence, creating characters out of the people around them in order to develop a more lasting “Fail watching story.”
As I sat in coldstone the other day, I couldn't help but make a mental note of the "Fail watching story" I would get from the easter bunny who forgot to hide her sneakers
by Chetnugget April 10, 2009
Get the Fail Watchingmug. A K fail is when you play guildwars with someone, (who has been playing since beta) and he has no clue as to what he is doing. He doesn't know how to do the mission or bonus. He constantly runs to the front to commit suicide, double aggro's and uses the worst rez in the game. (rebirth) He also has fail heroes with fail builds.
K Fail is the new "noob".
K Fail is the new "noob".
by Meng X Die November 3, 2010
Get the K Failmug. When an attempt to park a car in a parking space fails and results in a parking job that is crooked or generally not aligned with the space.
Used as a noun: I just saw a car parked really crooked. It was such a parking fail.
Used as an exclamation after a particularly poor parking attempt: Oh man, parking fail!
Used as an exclamation after a particularly poor parking attempt: Oh man, parking fail!
by dani2012 June 17, 2009
Get the parking failmug. the word said when someone does or says something completely, ridiculously stupid, incorrect, or pointles.
by loki_kewl May 21, 2009
Get the epic failmug.