Better Cereal in the Fridge than milk in the Pantry

This phrase, coined by one Mark Hymen Able, is used in lieu of “things could be worse”. I seek no bias, i in fact think it’s Mediocre at best so what I’m looking for is a honest voting from unrelated third parties as to if this phrase is in fact witty and eloquent, as it’s author might suggest

I paid extra and took the afternoon off work to catch the earlier flight home to Perth. Upon arrival and check in we were informed flight was delayed 3 hours and we weren’t allowed to leave the terminal as it was a domestic stopover on an international flight so we had to go through customs so could not exit. I don’t have aids though so better cereal in the fridge than milk in the pantry.

by Mable’s Memmy’s June 6, 2018

Phone is in the fridge

When you’re friend is MIA and won’t text the group back.

Friend 1: hey has Brett texted you back lately?
Friend 2: no, I think his phone is in the fridge

by Fuhfuh June 29, 2018

Pie in the fridge

Slang for a woman having an egg on hold for invitro fertilization

If she’s got a pie in the fridge then you know she’s open for business

by Titan551 July 10, 2018

Stocking the fridge

Term for when you are secretly having a circle jerk with a buddy but don’t want anyone to know

We went up to the party sweet and were stocking the fridge

by Dirt Cdn Yank April 10, 2019

Pepper in the fridge

When a dillhole tries to kilk you with his secret sex hand sign
But he's actually just stupid
Put that pepper in the fridge and let it chill tf out

Boy: shocker bitch
Girl: time to put the pepper in the fridge

by Musicalsoup September 25, 2019

stuffed into the fridge

A character in a story (more often female) that’s death or tragedy is used as a plot device to motivate the protagonist of a story. It originates from a Green Lantern comic, in which a villain leaves the body of Green Lantern’s girlfriend, Alexandra DeWitt, stuffed in a refrigerator for him to find.

Nerd during an argument: You could argue that uncle Ben was stuffed into the fridge.

by Geekgirl616 September 28, 2020

Nuking the Fridge

when your late at night hungry ass needs a snack but ends up clearing out the fridge.

Stevie: yo where tf is the food cuh
Jimbo: sorry bro was nuking the fridge last night

by Shaq87 October 20, 2020