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Farmer Face

When a (white) man has a face that looks like a farmer's, or that one of his previous ancestors could have been a farmer, very plain faced, with smaller eyes, a strong triangle at the eyebrows when wincing, and usually a shaved head, receding hairline, or buzzed head.

If you put a pair of overalls and/or a farmer hat and/or in front of a tractor, they would look the part.

Corey Taylor of Slipknot/Stone Sour, James Hetfield of Metallica, and Farron Cousins of The Ring of Fire are excellent examples of Farmer Face
Girl: Corey Taylor is soo hot! What do you think, babe?
Guy: Uh, he totally has farmer face. Throw him in some overalls posing in front of a tractor and he'd pass.
Girl: God dammit, you're right. You ruined him for me 🙄
Guy: 🤷🏻 ♀️
by 2Rs2Ns June 7, 2019
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Schmee Face

a particularily brutal member of the facial community
That dudes face looks like a ham walet
Yea, It's quite a schmee face
by aConcernedParent February 24, 2010
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Coricidin Face

While tripping on dex(DXM), a common side effect other than deteriorating your entrails is known as the coricidin face. The face of the tripper usually consists of: dilated pupils, a frustrated grimace, facial numbage, and overall confusion. By the face and the voice of the specimen, it is usually obvious when someone is DEX trippin.
Wagz - Hey did you guys see Buchser last night?

Duff - Yea he had coricidin face like a motha fucka! Trippin Balls!
by datDaWg317 October 16, 2010
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face the fact

James needs to face the fact that Linda has moved on.
by applepie25 May 6, 2015
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Naked Facing

When some one goes to a dog fight, than goes home to take pictures of there face while they are naked.
Man my friend and i took "naked facing" to the next level last night...you seen my dog?
by LoydNIggerson November 21, 2011
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Yur face

A mating call mainly used by people of low intellect to attract breeding partners. Its origins are unknown but is said to be invented by a orangutan named Harithsa.
Zami: Yur face!
Mubarak: Yur face!
* starts mating *
by Ballsack6999 February 7, 2022
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face-twit

(function: noun)

(pronunciation: feys-twit)

1. Someone addicted to social networking media such as Myspace, Facebook, and Twitter.

2. Someone who uses social networking sites predominately for communication and expects everyone else to do likewise.

3. A person who blogs inanely and incessantly about every facet of their daily life.
1. Joe is a face-twit for getting fired from her job because she kept surfing Twitter posts during work hours.

2. Simon and Mary behaved like face-twits when they announced their wedding engagement via Facebook and seemed put out to have to tell me in person.

3. When Anne posted what she had for dinner on Facebook, Bob commented "You're a total face-twit."
by Emperor of the Americas August 29, 2010
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