wise-emperor

self absorbed person obsessed with cats (and one cat in particular, called Maru)

Mugumogu hasn't updated her blog. wise-emperor is not amused by this. wise-emperor needs it's Maru

by ohcomeonthisonetakenaswell March 23, 2014

tumblife experience

When a teenage boy/girl thinks they know more about life than you because of something they read on Tumblr.

Tumblrite: Why do you even smoke weed you filthy pig? You do realize you don't need drugs to have a good time! Why don't you go rape an innocent woman? Because that's what degenerate male pot-smoking pigs do!
White male who needs to check his privilege: What the fuck are you talking about? Go somewhere else with your tumblife experience.

by ExtaticKitteh May 24, 2015

romantic experience

Learning from your romantic mistakes.

With my romantic experience, now I can narrow it down who I'm marrying and know how to be a better man.

by Ereck Flowers June 28, 2016

Banquet experience

Large scale male on male bukkake. More exclusive males who are inexperienced with slender women and gravitate towards larger women built like a tonka truck.

Cody -I think im gonna go to this banquet experience called Thirsty Bears.

Bros - Sick

by ToneLocdaKoldest February 17, 2017

Meme Emperor

The one who stands above all of the Memelords and even the meme king. He posts the dankest memes.

You can't be the Meme Emperor\ Your memes are old and stale

by Gopouš January 28, 2018

Work experience

Work experience is when your school fucks up and puts you in a job environment for a week it fucking sucks and it's really shitty but they don't give a fuck

Hey kids you want to do work experience

No
Then fuck you do it you little shits or pay money

by Feederfizel February 14, 2019

Patient Experience

Patient Experience PX is trained to the masses. Its suppose to prevent coworkers from being dead inside and not acting bitter as f to patients. They typically use fempathy statements aka empathy statements that come across bitchy. It's called acting PX'Y

Patient Experience employees be like..

Hi Sue its great to see you! I can see that you look upset.

Sue: You dont see shit mf! Get the fuck outta with that fake PXe bs!

by Joemmack May 14, 2019