Emoquation

in the money grab that was the late 1990s music scene, record labels tried to profit off the subgere Emocore, aka emotional hardcore. In order to do this, they would find a band with a three word name that evoked feelings of melancholy, joy, or angsty sadness and then have the band write trite lyrics in tight jeans.

The get up kids wrote a song for one tree hill, how meta! The cover of the album has a bunch of angsty teens on it! The know the emoquation well!

by Aimless1 September 12, 2015

emotionally nearsighted

When you let in-the-moment emotions drive your decisions because you only see how good they are for you in the short term, not how much they will likely fuck you over in the long term.

She is so emotionally nearsighted that marrying "Mr. Right Now" seemed like a better decision than waiting for "Mr. Right."

by rollercoasterbaby October 17, 2015

emotionally enclaved

When your body and mind are taken over by emotion without regard to boundaries

When I met the man of my dreams, I was emotionally enclaved with love and affection.

by Love child October 19, 2015

Emotional Milk

Something that is offered to those who need to harden the fuck up emotionally.

Oh look Jane's crying again, that bitch needs some emotional milk.

by renniehugh November 3, 2015

emotion spamming

Spamming on your keyboard due to excessive excitement, happiness, or sadness. Usually caused by someone's death in a book or tv show, or when it ends.

Girl #1: SOWBKSBDODJQOEBDKJFSKNWODBSKDNSOSNWOAJSINDSJ

Girl #2: Calm down and stop emotion spamming! Explain what happened.

by CrazyFanboy December 15, 2015

emotional jigsaw

A persons emotions are all over the place, like a jigsaw puzzle. The pieces (your feelings) are scattered everywhere. When the pieces of the jigsaw, are finally put back together.... you get a picture of who that person is.

I couldn't go out with him/her!! They're still a emotional jigsaw. When they pull the emotional jigsaw together, I might take them out.

by Candi7 June 27, 2016

emotionap

When the world is f*cking you over and you just need to nap, because human beings have to deal with too many emotions.

adulting naptime emotional

I can't adult today I need an emotionap!

by chibizabanter May 30, 2016