elephant boner

The act of placing either of your elbows forward while using your free arm for support, and running full speed into another person's back, preferably above their ass (No one wants ass on their arms). Remember to add insult to injury by shouting, "Elephant boner!" when the deed is done.

Not suspecting a thing, Ted willingly turned his back on Greg, only to be rewarded with a stern elephant boner to the kidney.
Greg: ELEPHANT BONER! HAAA ha ha ha haaa!!!

by Grossenschwaum February 14, 2006

elephante'

large fat rolls on a obese persons back.

look at that mad elephante' hanging over her bra!

by al May 28, 2003

Elephant Sneeze

The act of corking ones pork sword right before you cum causing it to build up and sneeze all the hot man milk in one giant triumphant explosion.

I covered her face with a hot steamy elephant sneeze.

by Filthy Pele February 1, 2009

elephant never forgets

Joke term used when someone remebers something very well that they would not be expected to.

MRX:"I'm now fucking your sister"

MRD: Didn't you say she was a frigid lesbian bitch once? Someone who you wouldn't ever sleep with unless you suddenly wanted to get an std?

MRG: I remember him saying that-how did you remember- i thought we were all drunk

MRD: An elephant never forgets.

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

Elephant Luau

Same as a standard-issue luau, but with an elephant substituting his tail and trunk for the equipment of two men.

Dean and Rob had other plans, so Kristin had an elephant luau with Jumbo.

by Marcudis August 2, 2008

The Elephant Tusk

A naked male runs about the room making a god awful sound like an elephant while jerking his man-meat wildly with each step.

AREGH...RAWRRAWRAWR...ARGH ARGH THE ELEPHANT TUSK RAWR

by NeoNetGen February 21, 2011

baby elephant toes

Out of the four size stages of vagina, baby elephant toes are the biggest. It is best described as a large unnatural bulge in the female crotch region. The other size stages are as follows, camel toes,moose knuckle,gorilla fist, and finally baby elephant toes

That girl had some massive baby elephant toes going on that I couldn't help but stare.

by The Balls Johnson June 3, 2016