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Eli Dinnal is a filthy nigger. He gets absolutely no hoes and has had no female interactions in his entire life. He loves soccer and is a super short midget. He is a bitch and has a humongous forehead that can fit an insane amount of knowledge but is still on the spectrum with autism. He is a millimeter defeter pecker and lasts approximately 3 seconds in bed.
Eli is a filthy nigger
by Zaza endeavor March 26, 2024
Get the Eli mug.This kid says the most random stuff and it’s annoying as shit. He is also very good at basketball, but has a pretty weird taste in girls. Oh and I forgot to mention he is picky as fuck, he won’t even eat pepperoni pizza. He also does this annoying eye roll thing to make you feel bad for him if you tick him off enough.
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