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Pain In the Ear

An annoying, loud person with a creepy laugh. Therefore, a pain in the ear.
by blazeitup July 9, 2011
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Ear whisperer

Students or pawns (usually appearing innocent) talking indirectly to a subject but seemingly to-one another in order to "talk" to a person's depth psyche.

It's classic, very rude, and yet often enlightening to the whisperers and subjects. Sometimes the whisperers are the unwitting subjects if the depth psyche subject (aka djinn) is very powerful (see "saint").
Examples of "ear whisperers:"
Unenlightened religious witnesses looking for their "One."
Zealots (usually pawns) getting in black-hole frenzies.
Government agents.
by OneEyeOintment August 10, 2010
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Ear Bloople

The squishy thing on the end of your ear buds.
Alyssa told me " I lost your ear bloople" And so I destroyed her bookbag to find my ear bloople .
by cakeisgood420 September 3, 2016
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Wank ear

The heightened sense of hearing a young man develops when he masturbate in a house with other people. Despite masturbating he intensely listens for anybody approaching his location so he has ample time to hide his penis, clean up his immediate environment, and maybe hide any pornography he might be using.
Aw man, since moving back home I had to sharpen up my wank ear.

My wife doesn't knock when I shower, better use my wank ear when I rub one out.
by munky82 December 13, 2017
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Ear Oral

The action of slurping, licking or sucking in someone’s ear with ones tongue
Hey wanna try ear oral,
Oh yes please slurp that baby up
by Beangang69 June 30, 2019
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ear-bacon

Ear-bacon-Noun: sonically pleasing yet psychologically damaging sound
I've been cutting my intake of ear-bacon. I don't listen to memes anymore.
by Chuang Chou May 17, 2016
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ear virgin

1) A person who has almost never heard a swear word in their entire life

2) A person who—over the span of their lifetime—has kept their ears relatively healthy from excessive loud noisy environments. An ear virgin rarely goes out in loud public spaces such as a shopping mall or a nightclub. Because of this, their sense of hearing is generally more acute and more sensitive in their older years compared to the average person in the same age demographic.
1) When I dropped the F bomb in front of Cindy, she was absolutely devastated because she was still an ear virgin

2) People who grew up and lived in the countryside, away from all the noise and traffic, tend to be ear virgins.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 18, 2019
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