1. The sexual act of wrapping 3 or more Q tips together inserting it into one’s ear canal
2. A person who doesn’t want to hear the truth
2. A person who doesn’t want to hear the truth
Those gays went back to that ear fisting shit again
2.The boy billy is a real ear fister, I told him that he’s gay for watching gay porn but he just won’t hear it
2.The boy billy is a real ear fister, I told him that he’s gay for watching gay porn but he just won’t hear it
by Gocnitively pmiaired January 13, 2018
Get the ear fisting mug.When you don't hear correctly or you hear what you want to hear due to distraction or inability to actually stop and listen for once.
Ex. 1
Wife: "Pick up the kids at 4:30."
Husband: An hour late because he picked the kids up at 5:30. He had his man ears on.
Ex.2
"It's up in the cupboard!"
He looks and responds, "No, it's not in the fridge!"
He has his man ears on.
Wife: "Pick up the kids at 4:30."
Husband: An hour late because he picked the kids up at 5:30. He had his man ears on.
Ex.2
"It's up in the cupboard!"
He looks and responds, "No, it's not in the fridge!"
He has his man ears on.
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Credit to Crystal Miller of Texas
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I had not even sat down and she was asking me if that was about her file...
Why ask me that when she was ear hustling on the entire conversation
Why ask me that when she was ear hustling on the entire conversation
by Mystique2 June 12, 2019
Get the Ear Hustling mug.The condition of writing, recording or playing music whilst having a drink and thinking it sounds amazing. During future sober playbacks said music will sound like it a drunk person was writing, recording or playing it.
We'll have to record this all over again Dave - turns out it only sounded good because of Beer Ears.
by Mark Diomede August 14, 2016
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Her: An eye for an ear, amirite?
Her: An eye for an ear, amirite?
by RandomMoron June 4, 2021
Get the An Eye for an Ear mug.The local Country Bar has many rather large woman in attendance. Since they would be offended by many labels such as fat, large, plump, porker or heffers we started calling them "Ear Taggers" (since cows have tags in their ears). It was a way for us guys to refer to them with out getting slapped.
Dude 1: Did you see that table of Ear Taggers over there?
Dude 2: Yeah I did,... whooaa big ladies for sure!!!
Dude 3: Looks like Drunk Cowboy is going to take home #825.
Dude 1: I hope he has plenty of feed, that Ear Tagger will need some breakfast!!!
Dude 2: Yeah I did,... whooaa big ladies for sure!!!
Dude 3: Looks like Drunk Cowboy is going to take home #825.
Dude 1: I hope he has plenty of feed, that Ear Tagger will need some breakfast!!!
by Rock Dog July 26, 2014
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