ear tagger

The local Country Bar has many rather large woman in attendance. Since they would be offended by many labels such as fat, large, plump, porker or heffers we started calling them "Ear Taggers" (since cows have tags in their ears). It was a way for us guys to refer to them with out getting slapped.
Dude 1: Did you see that table of Ear Taggers over there?
Dude 2: Yeah I did,... whooaa big ladies for sure!!!
Dude 3: Looks like Drunk Cowboy is going to take home #825.
Dude 1: I hope he has plenty of feed, that Ear Tagger will need some breakfast!!!
by Rock Dog July 27, 2014
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Ear gouging

When a person faking like the reading a book or concentrating on something but really got they ears glued to you whole conversation. Then go tell everyone in their path you business, with they own twist.
Look at Ma over there acting like she doing a crossword puzzle. Knowing she listening to everything we saying. (Sh×t), I didn't even know she was sitting behind us.. ole ear gouging a$$. Can't wait to go tell somebody business.
by La'kai June 10, 2020
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Gammon Ear

North East Wales phrase.

Used to represent someone whose ear gets red when embarrassed or stressed.

Usually associated with management

Frequently heard in Esclusham area of Wrexham.
"Look at the Gammon Ear on that! "

"The Gammon"
by BershamBackdoor August 28, 2019
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Ear fuck

The act of inserting the male genitalia into someones ear.
by JoeyJoestar October 13, 2019
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Ear Zit

The obnoxious zit-thing in your ear that hurts, and constantly scabs. Sometimes known to create a sort of blister, and burst under pressure. These also exist just inside the nostril, but these ones don't pick as easily, and tend to hurt more.
My nose zit is like a throbbing mass. It sucks that I have a cold and it won't let me blow my nose.
My Ear Zit burst all over my pillow after I picked it one too many times.
by herpaderpschnerp August 03, 2011
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Yoda-ears

Yoda-ears is what happens when a mask's straps are on too tight.
I prefer to cover my mouth with a neck gaiter since it won't give me yoda-ears.
by Tim Ozman July 21, 2020
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Ear Hickey

When you lay on a girl for so long that you leave a mark in her skin with your ear, crating a earl-shaped “hickey” on her.
“I took a nap on my girl last night, and when I woke up, I had left an ear hickey on her chest.”
by Aberash December 07, 2020
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