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man ears

When you don't hear correctly or you hear what you want to hear due to distraction or inability to actually stop and listen for once.
Ex. 1
Wife: "Pick up the kids at 4:30."
Husband: An hour late because he picked the kids up at 5:30. He had his man ears on.

Ex.2

"It's up in the cupboard!"

He looks and responds, "No, it's not in the fridge!"

He has his man ears on.
by 310Nicole November 17, 2016
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Ear Hustling

Listening to someone else's conversation when you should be minding your own business.

Credit to Crystal Miller of Texas
I had not even sat down and she was asking me if that was about her file...
Why ask me that when she was ear hustling on the entire conversation
by Mystique2 June 12, 2019
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ear-bacon

Ear-bacon-Noun: sonically pleasing yet psychologically damaging sound
I've been cutting my intake of ear-bacon. I don't listen to memes anymore.
by Chuang Chou May 17, 2016
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ear virgin

1) A person who has almost never heard a swear word in their entire life

2) A person who—over the span of their lifetime—has kept their ears relatively healthy from excessive loud noisy environments. An ear virgin rarely goes out in loud public spaces such as a shopping mall or a nightclub. Because of this, their sense of hearing is generally more acute and more sensitive in their older years compared to the average person in the same age demographic.
1) When I dropped the F bomb in front of Cindy, she was absolutely devastated because she was still an ear virgin

2) People who grew up and lived in the countryside, away from all the noise and traffic, tend to be ear virgins.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 18, 2019
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ear fisting

1. The sexual act of wrapping 3 or more Q tips together inserting it into one’s ear canal

2. A person who doesn’t want to hear the truth
Those gays went back to that ear fisting shit again

2.The boy billy is a real ear fister, I told him that he’s gay for watching gay porn but he just won’t hear it
by Gocnitively pmiaired January 13, 2018
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Yoda-ears

Yoda-ears is what happens when a mask's straps are on too tight.
I prefer to cover my mouth with a neck gaiter since it won't give me yoda-ears.
by Tim Ozman July 20, 2020
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ear error

1. (Noun) Ear Error is a type of style of music that combines electronic, hip hop, and a variety of styles of music into a concoction of musical bliss. It is heavily influenced by futuristic/robotic sounds with a mixture of old school hip hop and rock music. The combination in theory should not work, but due to the expertise of the Producer and/or Musician the combination comes together causing the listener "Ear Error".

2. (Verb) To cause someone blissful ear pleasure by playing a sound and/or song.
1.)
Jack: Yo did you hear that song by Tito?

Dom: Brooo it was fire !
Jack: I agree bro Do you know what type of style it is ?

Dom: Brooo its "Ear Error"!

2.)
Wow your song is causing me ear error
by Mechatronica April 10, 2020
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