Beer ears

The condition of writing, recording or playing music whilst having a drink and thinking it sounds amazing. During future sober playbacks said music will sound like it a drunk person was writing, recording or playing it.

We'll have to record this all over again Dave - turns out it only sounded good because of Beer Ears.

by Mark Diomede March 04, 2016

Ear Oral

The action of slurping, licking or sucking in someone’s ear with ones tongue

Hey wanna try ear oral,
Oh yes please slurp that baby up

by Beangang69 June 30, 2019

Earring Energy

Energy that you give off to people that attracts them to you when you are wearing earrings. It also makes you look more attractive

What makes you so attractive?
I don't know man, I think it's earring energy

by Your Father's Role Model January 03, 2022

Bite The Ear

An expression used to represent when someone is whipped in a relationship.

“You see Aaron over there with Nicki. Oh my god he’s about to bite the ear.”

by lit.shitty March 17, 2019

Ear tounging

Tounging a person in the ear canal in order to give them sexual pleasure

I like ear tounging Mr Murray, as his wax makes me horny

by The Sexy Mr Murray June 26, 2021

Ear Hickey

When you lay on a girl for so long that you leave a mark in her skin with your ear, crating a earl-shaped “hickey” on her.

“I took a nap on my girl last night, and when I woke up, I had left an ear hickey on her chest.”

by Aberash December 07, 2020

ear budgie

The frustrating act of trapping your ear buds on the opposite side of your iPod when buckling your seat belt, creating a tangled mess when you try to exit your car, and thus giving your MP3 player a wedgie...

Aw man, I just ear budgied another iPod...

by Darth Norris December 07, 2009