Rockhard Dick

a dick that is super hard that it might rip off if you try to yank it in a different positon

yo that nigga got a rockhard dick look at him beating off in class!!!

by LilDurksGrillz November 5, 2020

dick of doom

The dreaded Dick of Doom is a feeling of being tired and totally wiped out that comes out of nowhere and slaps you in the face, ruining a fun-filled night out. Abandon all hope when the Dick of Doom appears. Your night is over.

Girl 1: Woo! Let's go to the next club!
Girl 2: Sorry, I can't.
Girl 1: WHAT?!
Girl 2: The Dick of Doom just hit me hard.
Girl 1: Shit.

by Trombonafide October 5, 2017

dick coma

When you have fallen in a deep sleep that is incredibly hard to awaken from because of the bomb dick you received the previous night

I've finally awaken from dick coma.

by Shaunology February 26, 2015

Dick Bagger

The relationship between David Bowie & Mick Jagger. Also the best ship name ever

Dick Bagger is real, just watch the Dancing in The Street music video

by the beetles July 31, 2016

numb dick

when you jack off so much you lose all the feeling in your dick.

When having the opportunity to go balls deep you will be limp as fuck because you got numb dick.

In hodgetwin video titled " Porn can ruin your life"

"you squeezed the fuck out that bitch , your damn mushroom tip is numb as fuck, you aint gonna feel shit because your'e use to your hand man.. and you squeezing the fuck out that bitch with some lube and shit.. trust me man id dun have numb dick before man, that what you got , you got numb dick"- Hodgetwins

by twin nation August 24, 2013

sawyers dick

large white dick

i was fucking john last night and he had a sawyers dick

by awsxdgvhb vcdredrfgn April 18, 2017

Brick Dick

Used in New York as slang for cold as hell

Its brick dick outside

by MszBrooklynNY January 27, 2014