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Double Black Diamond 

While skiing with your partner, have them skiing backwards between your skis. With sufficient momentum, have your partner crouch down and proceed to provide oral stimulation of the genitals. Like the sexual acts namesake, this move is for experts only.
Me and my girlfriend successfully pulled off the Double Black Diamond, making the snow a lot stickier for skiers behind us.

Neil Diamond 

NOUN. A middle-aged balding man wearing his shirt unbuttoned or wearing trendy clothes for younger men gyrating in nightclubs and generallly pretending (to himself) that he is still young and virile; middle-aged man trying to be sexy and hitting on women half his age because he thinks he's still very hot, middle-aged man often wealthy and recently divorced or seperated from his wife trying to get a hot young thing.
Ugh!! There were so many Neil Diamonds last night at that club...all flashing their american express cards and trying to dance!
Neil Diamond by Banditqueen December 22, 2009

Chocolate Diamond 

When sleeping on the bottom bunk and the top bunk occupier takes a shit and it slides down the blinds to the bottom bunkbed.
Brandon: "hey man im about to send some Chocolate Diamonds down your way".

Anthony: "I hope you got your fiber today!"
Chocolate Diamond by sneeky peeker February 28, 2011

the diamond 

1. A sandwhich at the Deli Terry's consiting of :
Turkey, Lettuce, American Cheese, Bacon, Mayo
all on a hero

2. The diamond the legendary kid from Stuyvesant high school with only one Testicle

1. Can i have the diamond

2. Did you hear about the diamond this weekend?

double diamond 

A double diamond is a gay man who was conceived via c-section, never in his life touching a vagina.
Mark: Man, how could you have never wanted to touch a vagina? It's deadly!

Todd: Ahh... I'm a double diamond.
double diamond by Jrkd January 28, 2016

Brown Diamond Miner 

Slang used to describe a gay man.
Stacy was going to ask Kieth on a date ntil she found out that he doesn't like girls...he is a Brown Diamond Miner.