deez nutz master

someone who has gotten and intensely large amount of people with deez nutz jokes.

guy 1: hey are you okay?

guy 2: yeah i'm fine, why?

guy 1: are you okay with DEEZ NUTZ in yo mouth, i guess i'm just a deez nutz master

by hailskiey May 10, 2021

Deez

the deez nutzing is a power move.
It shows that ur an alpha amongst alphas.
Become one of us.
Become a deez nutzer.

Guy 1: u know who’s alive ?

Guy 2: who ?

Guy 1: THE DEEZ NUTZ ARMY , LETS GOOO

by Verenya-senpai August 8, 2021

Deez nuts

A fruit consisting an edible shell and a kernel

Hey, what’s in this chocolate?

Deez nuts

by Eueueueueueeueueueu January 26, 2023

Deez nuts

prank

"deez tried to steal my clothes"
"who's deez?"
"deez nuts HAHA"

by poogling July 27, 2021

Deez Nuts

A common joke used on the internet.

"Deez nuts! Ha ! We got them! Ha!" - Deez Nuts Guy

by Racecar4505 January 12, 2024

deez nuts

a very old joke that isn't very funny but is very annoying instead but people still say it for three reasons 1. there still in 6th grade 2. their annoying mfs 3. they tryna shut you up

"hey look its candace"
"whos candace"

"can deez nuts fit 9 inches deep down yo momma throat"
"shut the fuck up"

by deeznutsinurmomcoochie January 12, 2022

deez nutz

a joke among internet people used to signify a persons genetalia.

Person 1: my names deez.
Person 2: deez what sir?
Person 1: deez nutz, GOTTEM.

by The Monkee September 4, 2022