Diesel Boner

A huge erection, usually caused by an extremely hot chick.

So we were messing around and Jenny took her bra off. Her tits were so nice that my diesel boner popped out of my draws and between her sweater puppets.

by GTPanic33 March 9, 2010

DAVES

Another word for the police

Watch out the Daves around the corner

by MATTHEW AKA PANGUS September 18, 2007

Cock Diesel

Giant among men, a person everyone in the world should fear, he is a very intelligent and caring individual but NEVER cross him, he wears a prominent 72 on his sleeve and leg, He keeps everyone around him safe. there is never a time to Question his Authority. He Is as close to a GOD as you will find on this earth

DUDE That Guy at the Compassion center is boss COCK DIESEL, He dont let shit go down!!!

by JimS72 May 1, 2011

Divesh

Also known as spadoonk, Diveeesh is an illiterate troglodyte taxi driver for high school students. If you get him, make usre only to tip him less than 5%.

Divesh better drive me to chili chicken house or im paying him no tip.

by namesjeff December 17, 2019

Dices

Used when making two peace signs, one with each hand. used as a "whats up" greeting. sometimes crossed infront of ones chest as a substatute for a wave bye.

"hey throw some dices at that nigga" or "dices hommie"

by Zac Smith June 14, 2004

devestator

To tit-fuck a woman in reverse so that your ass is in her face.

I gave that stuck up bitch the devestator last night.

by sean999 September 5, 2006

Diesel's Variation of Godwin's Law

"As an internet discussion about Bill O'Reilly grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Falafel or Loofa approaches one."

"So anyway I'd be rubbing your big boobs and getting your nipples really hard, kinda' kissing your neck from behind...and then I would take the other hand with the falafel thing..."

"Aw crap, there goes Diesel's Variation of Godwin's Law."

by TWL.com August 12, 2008