walrus dildo

Google walrus dildo and click on google images. You'll thank me later.

by gronaldo44 January 16, 2017

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atomic dildo

A dildo so hard,radioactive,awesome,and purple it gives evrey man in the world erectilefungimulitys (picture a mans penis turning into a octagon shape,green,then starts to vomit blood,and eventually explodes ),while giving woman the Blue Droopies(when a woman has a blue waffle and it's like theres a 20 pound weight streching down her vagina lips while squirting out chocolate milk)when used. Accept for evreyone within a five mile radius of the user.The user and evrey one within the five mile radius Is emitted with a extreme amount of pleasure and extreme fisting by a sumo wrestler. Rumored to be in some random Mexican Lawnmower stache.

I think someone just used the Atomic Dildo *dick explodes*
A girl and a guy are walking down the street togather and his pants get red with blood and he has a octagon shaped bulge."Oh no.. Atomic Dildo?" The girl said. Suddenly she got the blue droopies "Atomic Dildo."They both said in unison

by SuperWordMan March 28, 2015

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Dildo rocket

A shark rocket flying to save stranded girls on boats. It the pleasures them and leaves the guys chasing her shit out of luck.

Travis: Oh no!!! The dildo rocket is going to beat me to her

Tonya: OMG the dildo rocket is coming for me!!! YAY I can ride him all the way home

Travis: Damn I feel shit faced

by Twinnie/ Loverdoodle July 03, 2009

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