atomic dildo

A dildo so hard,radioactive,awesome,and purple it gives evrey man in the world erectilefungimulitys (picture a mans penis turning into a octagon shape,green,then starts to vomit blood,and eventually explodes ),while giving woman the Blue Droopies(when a woman has a blue waffle and it's like theres a 20 pound weight streching down her vagina lips while squirting out chocolate milk)when used. Accept for evreyone within a five mile radius of the user.The user and evrey one within the five mile radius Is emitted with a extreme amount of pleasure and extreme fisting by a sumo wrestler. Rumored to be in some random Mexican Lawnmower stache.

I think someone just used the Atomic Dildo *dick explodes*
A girl and a guy are walking down the street togather and his pants get red with blood and he has a octagon shaped bulge."Oh no.. Atomic Dildo?" The girl said. Suddenly she got the blue droopies "Atomic Dildo."They both said in unison

by SuperWordMan March 30, 2015

Nature's Dildo

The penis of a man interested only in sex and tries to get it as soon as possible in a relationship.

If your in the mood for some sex, try hooking up with Tom! He's nature's dildo!

by Escritor June 11, 2011

Dildo rocket

A shark rocket flying to save stranded girls on boats. It the pleasures them and leaves the guys chasing her shit out of luck.

Travis: Oh no!!! The dildo rocket is going to beat me to her

Tonya: OMG the dildo rocket is coming for me!!! YAY I can ride him all the way home

Travis: Damn I feel shit faced

by Twinnie/ Loverdoodle July 2, 2009

reverse dildo

Inserting the reverse end of the dildo into a woman's anus.

"Pete said that he did a reverse dildo on Vanessa the other night! Damn!"

by Mark Puban January 26, 2014

dildo around

having fun, but not really getting anything done

*can be used in substitution of 'tool around'

what do you want to do saturday?
i don't know, we can always just go dildo around downtown.
awesome.

by mrs. squarrell April 11, 2007

dildo 3000

A dildo the length of 3000 Jamaican dicks.

Sick Dildo 3000 dude. I can use it at work without even bringing it because it is just THAT long.

by xpxosis April 13, 2016

strong dildo

a steel dildo heated until scalding hot

a strong dildo is used inside a males butt hole and inserted hot then is let to cool and ripped out of the butt hole

by amerx6444 March 14, 2010