Behind Closed Curtains

A radio show on WUMF 100.1 from 12:00 AM to 2:00 AM Tuesday mornings.

They tuned into Behind Closed Curtains to listen to some kick ass music.

by Eagle Ray February 11, 2009

curtaining

when roughly two boys and a girl have a threesome, usually dressed in garments made from curtains and an eyepatch. the term originates from the victorian times, when slaves would often have to wear curtains and were very horny.

'man, when was the last time you were involved in a spot of curtaining???!!?! me and josh curtained millie last night sooo good!!! i love to curtain'

by mikey johnson-baron-smith December 21, 2008

Melbourne meat curtain

A gaping hole very dry and never seen by man. "Cara needs to have sex, her Melbourne meat curtain is so obvious"

gaping pussy fish mittens Melbourne meat curtain

by Bacon lover April 21, 2013

deli curtains

Pussy flaps

Did you see her deli curtains in those booty shorts?

by Aaaaaaahyt April 12, 2014

victory curtain

The act of teabagging one's friend over the eyes after beating them in competition.

I beat Chuck at Madden, then knocked him down and gave him a victory curtain!

by Hotpants0292 November 3, 2013

ham and cheese curtain show

one who has to spread the beef curtains, aka vagina lips, to get to the vagina due to saggyness

i wanted to pork Helga until i seen the ham and cheese curtain show.

by blahbalh12 January 30, 2015

Air Curtain

A pile of scrap metal that used to be a senior design project, commonly referred to as the "iron curtain" after the incident.

"Man that air curtain sure was a waste of time."

by Dezarron March 27, 2015