David’s cult

A terrifying cult based in Dubuque that to enter you must sign over your soul to David to be placed in his soul bank(a ginger named Luke)
Dude I joined David’s cult
No way !!
by Cult member #1 December 12, 2017
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Tree cult

The cult of the tree is (probably was now tho) a cult where boys, girls and sponges from tiktok are taking trees for there boss and try to turn everybody in their cult. They use a lot of filter for making their face scary but they look like clowns
B*tch n*1: ARE YOU COMING TO THE TREE
B*tch n*2: stfu you’re scary as f+ck with your tree cult
by Abitchinabottle June 27, 2020
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Mariel cult

A bunch of crackheads obsessed over the youtuber BasicallyIDoWrk dresses up as Ariel from The Little Mermaid.
Person1: you guys heard of the Mariel cult on twitter?
person2: yeah what the fuck
person1; I know right
by viodoesit August 17, 2019
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Dietary Cult

Religious or Superstitious Beliefs centered around eating and dogmatically defended and militarily protected by their adherents. Often involves spreading competing Propaganda, on diet and nutrition, to win market share or converts.
Dietary Cults Illustrated

Example 1 - John: "I'm an intermittent fast-er"

Mary: "I believe in eating 6 small meals a day."

John: "You're an Apostate."

Mary: "You're Satan Incarnate."

Example 2 - Rick: "i'm a Vegan."

Belinda: "i'm on the Carnivore Diet."

Rick: "you're a Violent Person and Psychotic Predator, there is no reason to eat animals."

Belinda: "your the reason our species is weak and degenerating: no animal protein."

Dietary Jihad/Crusade/Mahabharat ensues

Belinda dies in a Vegan Protest where a Vegan leaves behind a banana peel for her to slip on. Traces of almond milk are found around her mouth the next day. Left as a message to would-be Carnivores. This is Portland.

Example 3 - Gulvinder (Hindu): "This is India we don't eat beef."

Mohammed (Muslim): "There are legal exemptions. I can sell beef to other countries."

Gulvinder: "You shouldn't be enabling the eating of bovine in a roundabout way." (subtext: warning)

Mohammed: "Well I have the right." (i.e. completely misses the warning due to arrogance and not understanding the situation he is in)

Mohammed gets lynched the next day. "The Right Nutrition saves Lives" - Random Ambitious Doctor
by LemmingEinstein September 05, 2021
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Cult Meat

Group fitness classes with charismatic and successful instructors exhibit features of cults. Converts are broken down and built back up as lean, mean exercise machines. They are instilled with group think and identity. “Welcome to the family! You’re in for a great work out. Becky is the best instructors out there. Did you see her abs?” is what the student most devoted to Dear Leader might say to a new recruit dragged there by her spouse.

“Cult Meat” is whatever the instructor is pushing on the side to her students in order to build her bankroll to afford her own studio someday and/or Lexus and plastic surgery payments. So, it might be special supplements or shake powders that are part of a multilevel marketing scam. That’s more common and transparent. But, Cult Meat is more covert. The instructor might push a low carb Keto Diet, which is protein and grass-fed meat heavy. And, she happens to invest in a co-op that will deliver a high quality product in exchange for your hard earned dollars. See! Nothing bad is happening here. It’s just a fitness instructor helping her students improve their nutrition. And, she also sells fun branded clothes now and is expanding into Cult Eggs. What’s happening is the instructor is a shrewd capitalist building a devoted and captive customer base who has lost the understanding they can just buy the same thing for less money from Whole Paycheck or any normal person grocery store.
“Honey, I’m super happy you’re going to this exercise class. But, when I went it was super culty and not for me. I just like jogging to the dog park through the woods and not a moonlighting Air Force officer shouting over the music in my ears. I’m concerned that we’re now buying products she’s selling to the class. While I like the steak you bought, it’s not in fact American Waygu Beef because that’s not a thing. It’s cult meat!”
by T1000inSpace July 18, 2021
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Sé cult

Once upon a time, there lived a boy called Neo. He started using sé after every word he said. His apsé followed him and then slowly others followed the path too. As more and more people used sé, the power got to his head and he became the sé tyrant, creating the sé cult. "Soon... This world will be filled with sés... Mwuhahaha!" Before the sé cult could take over the world, it disappeared like magic. No one knows what happened. Some say they gave up, some say they got captured and some say they've been killed. Though, legend has it that the cult is still around, waiting to be revived again.
"Hey kusé, what should we call thisé?"
"We shall call it the sé cult of coursé"
by that other witch :b September 01, 2021
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Tribe Friday Street Cult

The Tribe Friday Street Cult, a small cult of 100 people that will spread the word of Tribe Friday to the masses, and also helped spread the message of Tribe Friday's newest album Bubblegum Emo.
EST 19th May 2022
Friend: What's the Tribe Friday Street Cult?
Me: The Tribe Friday Street Cult is to help spread the word of Tribe Friday. One example was spreading the word of Bubblegum Emo.
by Tribe_Friday July 21, 2022
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