The artesian ice cream machine

When two males spread their ass cheeks and go butthole to butthole then proceed to shit simultaneously into an ice cream cone

“Hey James, what are you and Ryan doing after work”
“We’re making the artesian ice cream machine, do you want some?”

by Doomnator September 21, 2021

Jewish ice cream slab

When the holocaust Jewish people where melted with gas and their skin turned to jelly and froze in the cold times as blocks

They found so many Jewish ice cream slabs in the winter of 1945 in Germany

by Bumbutter69 August 8, 2021

ice cream sandwich

An ice cream sandwich is when 2 black guys do missionary, cum at the same time on the bottom's stomach, and kiss while the guy on top is laying on the guy on the bottom, pressing their stomachs together, causing the cum to star dripping from the sides.

I'm not gay, but when i saw Tyriq and Jaquan making an ice cream sandwich, I got hard.

by meatbeat69 August 28, 2021

ice cream sesh

eat ice cream while depressed

thoughts : i’m depressed

also thoughts : ice cream sesh
person : *vibes and complains there fat*

by daddy fuck nr June 2, 2021

Raspberry Ice Cream

Raspberry Ice Cream is a code word for when a women starts to abruptly menstruate, but does not want to announce it.

“I got some raspberry ice cream melting in my car, I gotta go!”

by Sweattyroach June 16, 2021

Ice-Cream

That thing that you practice your sucking and licking on to get ready for the real test.

I LOVE Ice-Cream!

by 4202169 June 17, 2021

ice cream

Why are you looking up “ice cream” on Urban Dictionary?

One of my childhood friends told me that the earliest nightmare he could remember was that a giant spider crawled out from under his bed, shouted “Dinner time!” at him, and sprayed an endless jet of ice cream out of its rear into his mouth. He was probably telling pork pies, but I was so jealous anyway…

by Hogtrude Parker May 23, 2021