When you get into 69 and pluck the girl’s pubes with a fork like spaghetti and then collect them in a jar and then knit them into various clothing items such as a sweater and a scarf or a beanie.
by SaddamBBL March 29, 2024
Get the Cello Crankmug. The feeling of your body feeling like it got hit by a semi after a heavy dubstep show, specifically from the Ohio based producer, Crankdat.
by ANON716 February 14, 2025
Get the Crankedmug. Methamphetamine that's so bad it has you yawning off instead of going to the garage and grabbing a pail to repaint your house overnight...
Hey boo, what you think of this 'shit crank'...
Well... You don't see me repainting the house do you?
Well... You don't see me repainting the house do you?
by HiddenAssumptions August 4, 2024
Get the Shit Crankmug. by Thegreatcranklord November 29, 2023
Get the Crank lordmug. A DMV term that pertains to the listening and enjoyment of music, usually thought of to be good music.
by Cranking October 21, 2020
Get the Crankmug. by mcscrunter September 1, 2020
Get the Crankmug. The act of masturbating inside a car that is misfiring or running rough after disconnecting a spark plug wire or coil pack. The person is typically turned on by the vibrating nature of the vehicle then proceeds to rub one out till he runs out of gas or blows his load on the windshield.
I loaned my car to my brother in-law Doug and he brought it back with it running rough with the check engine light on. I asked him what happen? He said oh I forgot to tell you I had a little too much to drink last night and had some fun cranking in your car!
by Gabe Oytoucher September 28, 2023
Get the Crankingmug.