crab muffin

where a girl rubs her crabs on a muffin and a guys eats her crabs.

Crab muffin is used almost everywhere. Most girls put there crabs on it but guys can too.

by kill911 December 7, 2007

Crab Potting

The tendency of women in a professional setting, when in trouble, to blame or include other coworkers rather than accept responsibility, or even cover for them. It's derived from the idea that crabs in a boiling pot of water will claw at and drag each other down rather than sacrifice oneself to see any other succeed.

Mike said I need to stop crab potting him, but it's not fair I got yelled at for being late when he was too.

by smuchibuchi October 5, 2011

crab claw

While performing doggystyle sex you insert both of your thumbs into your partners vagina, and place your index fingers on her ass. Then you roll your thumbs upward to spread the lips wide and raise her ass cheeks, making a perfect seal and to achieve maximum penetration. Hence your hands look like a crab's claw.

When I was banging Goldstein's mom from behind, I applied the crab claw for maximum penetration.

by Eman3737 November 29, 2004

Hermit Crabs

When you are raped by a hobo, or hermit, and develop crabs.

I was walking downtown, and got hermit crabs from a hobo.

by Timothy Shady May 12, 2011

pillowcase crab

A person who sleeps all day, is crabby, and walks funny.
Most are named Jay.

Yo man what you up to?
sleepin dawg
wow. youza mothafuckin pillowcase crab, G!
word... but i don't take shit

by hippomenes October 11, 2008

Crab Tree

Some cunt u cant describe, theres something wrong in there head and u get the urge to smash him/her inexplicably, talks some weird kindsa shit, all over abnormal, a magnet to all shit that can happen, fucks underage people, just a fucking strange motherfucker.

Jez is this guy at vault, he is a crab tree

by Jera-Ziah January 19, 2010

Crab People

It is assumed Crab people have lived underground or inside the queer eye for the straight guy men. That is incorrect. In fact the Crab People simply evolved to look, smell, and seem human, but they are not. Really, they are just any annoying person with something shoved their respective bungholes.

Did you hear Sarah Palin's response about death Panels? She must be a crab people

Greg is such a niggardly crab people

by Eskimo Rasta Salad Bro January 31, 2010