Souter Cooter Polluter on a Scooter

While driving on your yellow Vespa past a female waiting at a bus stop you invite her to take a ride on your hog. When she approaches thinking you meant the yellow Vespa you flop out your other hog and yell "Check out this broad Marbury" at which point she will undoubtedly want to engage in intercourse. Just before you both are about to achieve simultaneous orgasm you must promptly reach into your backpack and retrieve your tukey baster which is then inserted in her cooter. Turkey gravy is then squirted deep into her fallopian tubes.

Agnes thought she was about to have the best Thursday ever, but instead her mysterious stranger pulled a Souter Cooter Polluter on a Scooter and now her box smelled like Thanksgiving.

by Slaughterhouse April 24, 2007

cooter shooter

A heterosexual man, who ejaculates in vaginas thus "shooting" a cooter with semen

Anna: I thought you were gay!
Billiam: Shit naw, I'm a straight Cooter Shooter.
Anna: Yay!
Pierre: Fuck!

by andus October 21, 2005

cooter brains

1.brains that look like a cooter
2. drunker thanb cooter brains = wasted
3. vaginal brain

he was drunker than cooter brains.

by ghostrider 2 July 10, 2007

Cooterific

An interesting linguistic splice of the words "cooter" and "terrific." It basically means something is pretty awesome.

"Wow, that guy Brett is pretty fucking cooterific" or perhaps "That girl's tits are cooterific!"

by Brett is Cooterific September 6, 2009

drunken cooter

when you insert a tampon soaked in vodka up your cooter. it causes you to get drunk or a tad tipsy hence giving you a drunken cooter.

Karl: I just ate out Jenna and now my mouth tastes like alcohol.
Adam: Well thats what you get for eating drunken cooter.

by cherryfrog69 March 11, 2010

cootax

The tax you gotta pay your beez for access to her cooter.

damn, I'm paying sucha heavy cootax for that cooter.

by Dr. Guggenheim June 11, 2006

cootered

when a female finds a picture on her mans cellphone of another females cooter, so she sends a picture by cellphone of her cooter to the other female who is messing with her man.

Tonya found a picture of Kim's cooter on her mans cellphone. So Tonya sent a picture of her cooter to Kim, telling her to back off her man Greg. So Kim was cootered by Tonya.

by Kat/Roxy October 9, 2008