Desert Combat

^^ Stfu n00b!

1337 Game, better than BF itself, and still in alpha

Go back to playing CS, feces spraying assmunch!

by Anonymous March 29, 2003

Non-Combatant

Usually a person named Patterson, who is called non-combat pat. This person usually sucks huge amounts of dick and semen residue.

Pat-Hey your a pogue bitch
twat-Fuck you nigger!
twa-Your a non-combatant worthless piece of shit.

by twizzle fo shizzle June 21, 2008

small and compact

A person, generally female, below at height of 5'5" or so. This small stature is often desired for innovative sexual positions, such as walking ang fucking her, fucking her against the wall, or walking her like a wheelbarrow and fucking her.

Jane is totally our type. She is cute, funny, and small and compact. We'd love to Eiffel Tower it.

by Moped September 23, 2005

Turkish Trash Compactor

The act of placing a sausage up one's anus and squeezing the meat out into a waiting partner's mouth.

Yo, Terry totally just gave Matt a huge Turkish Trash Compactor

by Damn-Yankee November 19, 2007

Company Policy

Policy bends, rules don't. Company Policy is more of a general guideline that is plastic and supple enough to bend to the will of whoever wields the power of Company Policy. Company Policy is also plastic and supple enough to bend against that thing that the wielder of this power does not like and congers negative reinforcement in the absence of any "rule". "Corporate Policy" is everywhere replaceable with "because I said so" in language.

True story: as the CEO of my own small business, I have established the Rule that my firm will be as fiscally conservative as possible; however, Company Policy allows business meetings, especially those hosted by the CEO, to be as lavish as necessary to satisfy the needs of the situation -to the extent that the meeting must be justifiable as "fiscally conservative" for all intents and purposes. Policy bends, rules don't.

by Remedial.Mind April 14, 2010

Company Credit Card

When a women goes out for the night, then uses the possibility of having sex and flirting to get all her drinks and dinner bought for her, flirting with her Vagina. Another term for using your Vagina.

Girl A: wow, your bill must have been expensive last night
Girl B: No, I just used the Company Credit Card to charge it...

by thewalter December 17, 2010

Company man

A youtuber with 1.14M subs in 2020 who talks about companies he a lenged.

A: do you know about hasbro

B:no
A:*shows company man vid*

by anonymous March 17, 2021