Chialdo

A more sassy, exotic sounding version of child. (She aldo)

You are such a chialdo sometimes.

by Ribbons_The_Deutchaboo June 7, 2018

chinafied

To make an item in such a way that it cheapens the quality, to make it look more expensive than it is.

This Chinese-made leather belt looks like it is made with expensive leather. Upon closer inspection, it has a thin plastic coating, instead of being polished and oil rubbed. It has been Chinafied.

by Aikidokaratefan June 11, 2018

chikalangab

A person that always makes you laugh hard.

Hello Fao my favourite Chikalangab!

by XuroYas June 20, 2018

Chinamen turn

A big wide turn, usually when you almost miss the turn, you turn like a hardass.

“Next turn ahead, bruh”
“Ok”
“So have you seen any-“
“RIGHT HERE MAN”

*turns*
“Lmao big chinamen turn”

by kid slicc October 30, 2018

chinagler

Chinagler; Chin - A - Gler : (noun)

A person who often Naglers on one’s chin.

See definition of Nagler below:

the very real phenomenon that a small amount of violence can subvert the nonviolent character of a demonstration or, for that matter, a person's consciousness.

Do you see Sally over there? She’s being such a fucking Chinagler.

by Masternagler November 17, 2018

China Kink

A forgotten ritual that has been passed down by generations of incompetent retards. The ritual begins by pressing ones left cheek firmly against any mammal and then pulling the right cheek back far enough that if you let go you will clap the mammal into another reality. If the ritual was successfully completed, you'll gain a Holy packet of 2-minute noodles.

Thy must "China Kink" to remain in existence

by PastaRolls July 29, 2019

china impalatror

A 12 year old kid who pretends to be chinese, and repeatedly talks about their chinese heritage on minecraft, skype, or youtube

china impalatror: HeY I aM cHiNesE beCauSe i UsED a Chop StIcK OnCE
everyone else: oh god not again

by a crap August 29, 2019