Chainsaw

An 18-pack of canned beer. When carried at one's side it resembles the size and shape of a chainsaw.

Hey we're out of beer. Head down to Pinecove and grab a couple chainsaws of Bud Light.

by crewmiddlefork July 23, 2008

chain fail

As Defined By Paul L. and Ryan S. (Definitely not Coop)
Based On Actual Events

The act of failing that effects multiple persons in a chain effect, whereas the fail is directed at one person but is applicable to surrounding bystanders

Ryan: "Hey guys, do you wanna go to the bar tonight? *pause* oh! thats right you guys aren't 21 wow! chain fail!!"

Group: "wow you're an ass"

by failsquad April 12, 2008

Chain Chomped

When Someone Is So Pissed Off, Or Angry, That They Draw A Picture Of The Person They're Angry At, With A Giant Chain Chomp Eating Them

She Was Angry At Her Boyfriend, So She Drew Him Being Stabbed And Eaten By A Chain Chomp

And Then She Proceeded To Shout At Him, "You've Been Chain Chomped Bitch!"

by MEH and cloFEARX October 15, 2009

chain swangin

Having lots swinging jewelry often used by rappers and black people

Hey mike my chain swangin

by KODACK IS KING April 27, 2017

Leaky Chainsaw

Painfully massive build-up of gas and diarrhea, suddenly with malice aforethought, let loose in a long, sputtering geyser of liquid poo fully emptying your bowels as loudly as the sound of a run-away chainsaw. This will coat anything/anybody in a 3 foot radius with hot, nasty, viscous ass fluid.

As my cheatin' ass girlfriend was tryin' to win my heart back by givin' me a Rusty Trombone, I gave her a lesson in pay-back by introducing her to a Leaky Chainsaw she'll never forget!

by KingTigerKommander April 5, 2009

Swedish Chainsaw

When an EMO girl dresser her vagina in razorblades and therefore cuts of the penis when it is inserted.

"Dude, the chick did a swedish chainsaw to me last night!" "Cool story bro"

by lessmills September 25, 2013

Texas Chainsaw

A sex position in a two man one woman threesome where the woman (preferably easy to lift and handle) holds herself up with her hands in a doggy style position and has her legs lifted up under one of the men from behind. The woman is sucking the other guy’s dick but because she’s getting pounded so hard and fast, she continuously chokes on the guys dick, replicating someone revving up a chainsaw.

Ron: Jeremy and I just did the Texas chainsaw on this chick we found in the bar.

Jeremy: Yeah, it was amazing. She was on the verge of tears but she loved every bit of it.

by MackZee July 21, 2018