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Jean Carlos 

A undomesticated specie of monkey typically found in the jungles of Peru, its know to have lived during the inca era, its believed that it was the first specie of homosexual monkey due to its inability to mate with females because of its lack in size of its penis, its penis often confused with an inside out belly button, scientist have been able to trace back the origin of the HIV virus or (el Sida) to el Jean Carlos monkey.
Friend1: Hey man did you have sex with that guy last night?
Friend2: yeah man I did I fucked him raw
Friend1:oh man you are a Jean Carlos, you probably have el sida now.
Jean Carlos by Reneckless February 17, 2018

Little Carlos 

A political white short child that has a political Minecraft roleplay server. has anger issues. He is affiliated with Mikhail aka Jonesy from Fortnite.
Little Carlos by Obesekid April 6, 2022

The big Carlos 

Caleb: You are the big Carlos!

Carlos: what?

Juan Carlos 

Short ,sarcastic, and very funny guy. In other words he is the best friend you can ever have.
Me:I think he's sad
Juan Carlos: No S**t Sherlock
Juan Carlos by AlexTheRandom September 23, 2017

sneaky carlos 

when you see someone bent over and give it to em up the butt without them knowing
i gave him that sneaky carlos fo real
sneaky carlos by A-R48 August 18, 2008

King Carlos

One who is an extreme Mexican stereotype to the point it's unreal.
I was at Home Depot and saw some man sleeping outside with a llama and sombrero... the biggest King Carlos I've ever seen.
King Carlos by CanadianMewtwo June 16, 2010