dick cap

when you wake up in the morning after a night of fucking and you go to piss and the jizz has crusted over the head of your cock resulting in your piss spraying all over like a garden hose with your thunb over the opening

person one: " Hey bro, why the fuck did you piss all over the wall this morning?"

Person 2: "Fuck you, I had my dick cap on."

by Sonny Red October 21, 2006

the no cap gang

those boys at your school that sceam at each other on their mics playing warzone

I hate the no cap gang, they're so annoying.

by Lord Anforth April 9, 2021

sharp no cap

nova (northern virginia) slang, basically means i’m hip to these facts; pretty much the same as both facts moe and no printer, just fax

person 1: man, it’s fucked up how humans really ruined the environment
person 2: facts moe
person 3: sharp no cap

by regnovabinch March 11, 2019

cap locked

SOMEONE WHO FEELS THE NEED TO USE CAPITAL LETTERS ALL THE TIME TO MAKE COMMENT MORE NOTICEABLE

a guy:I'm going to respond to that cap lock bastard to show him how dumb he is............cap locked responds:go fuck your mom trailer hicky trashbag motherfucker I love my CAP LOCKED

by PHRASE giver December 24, 2013

Finesse the CAP

You lied so bad that your lie isn’t believable;

You straight finesse the cap bro!

by NiyahWiyah July 10, 2018

cap job

Getting some deep throat action with your hands on the back of her head. Capped off means a cap job to completion.

Got a cap job from my girlfriend.

by frogdude2100 February 16, 2021

discribity cap

See what'd happen was yous was drunk and wanted to ride out waterskiing style on two discount alligators, much to the delight of all my lady fans, to the wa-ho. I told you ima rip out your distributor cap so you can't drive there. you told me. I ain't got no gotdamn discribity cap.

I ain't got no gotdamn discribity cap

by Willie T. October 31, 2003