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Commuty call

(noun) A phone call similar to a booty call in that, at the end of the exchange, the person on the receiving end of the commuty call feels slightly used but generally happy to have answered the phone. The commuty caller is commuting to or from work, is bored, needs to fill the time while driving, and calls a "friend" for entertainment until his/her destination has been reached. Once the commuty caller reaches his/her destination the idle chit chat is quickly terminated in a brisk, businesslike manner. Signs that the commuty caller has "arrived" are the door chimes of the car ringing audibly through the phone as the car door is opened at a parking lot or garage. "Hey, gottagocatchyalater" is usually heard by the callee before the call is abruptly ended leaving the callee with a feeling of emptiness at having been used for someone else's entertainment and pleasure.
This traffic is at a standstill and I'm falling asleep from boredom. It's time for another commuty call.
by Brian and Linda J May 14, 2017
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Call of Shame

When you realize your BFF has called and texted several times during the night to make sure you made it home safely from your date the night before. And you have to make that call of shame to let them know you spent the night and that you are sorry you worried them.
To Kristen (9:36 am) Hey, it's Lisa...sorry I worried you last night . I am making my call of shame to let you know I am driving home now...*sigh*
by 🔥 crotch sisters June 10, 2017
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Call Frog

A call frog is a person who hops from call to call
"Don't hop calls or you'll be banned. Call frogs aren't welcome here." - Mike the Bike
by bickdutt. November 1, 2017
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pipes are calling

C: Hey let's go grab a beer in a few.
A: Sounds good but the pipes are calling.

C: I'll just meet you there in an hour then.
by sinfulgamer February 27, 2017
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Calling the Butler

A euphemism meaning to have sex with someone who is in a subservient role; to use someone as your sex slave; to have someone who can be called at any time for ones own gratification.
She was feeling very sexually frustrated, she'd evening considered calling the butler!
by JBach07 May 13, 2016
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call a hit

To hire someone to beat up, or kill someone else.
(You can also use this term sarcastically to show your protective tendency for your significant other)
Girl: looser's name here is being such a jerk.
Guy: Do you need me to "call a hit" on em?
by Ray rice >:-( August 1, 2016
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the curtain call

whilst getting some pussy in missionary position, as you are about to climax. tilt back your head and start singing poorly then rock your head forward knocking out your woman. then look around with a stupid grin on your face then pull out and go ask you boss at work for advice as to what to do next.
yo i was rocking stready with my girl, and then i gave that skank the curtain call. i freaked out and ran.
by mascow July 26, 2016
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