California Corndog

The act of masturbating with a soggy slice of bread and feeding it to someone after ejaculation.

My friend Claudia was hungry, so I whipped up a California Corndog to feed her.

by CabootyCremeCake August 22, 2018

California Cold

When a so-cal native travels to another part of the world and the place has a temperature that may be normal or hot for them but for so-cal natives cold as hell. This is because it gets spicy in so-cal

Damn its fucking California cold out here

by 5Head4Head3Head July 17, 2019

California Shower

When you and the boys are hot and sweaty after a long California day bballin so you all hop into one homie’s shower together in order to save water.

“Y’all stink. You boys down for a California shower?”

by Ezygon November 22, 2019

California icepick

A sexual act when the male partner puts a popsicle in a condom and and inserts it in the ass of there female companion while also having vaginal sex

Me and my wife tried the California icepick last night in bed to help spice up our physical relationship.

by Phphsysics April 25, 2019

California Flu

AIDS

I heard Derrick has the California Flu...
Yeah, he's a goner.

by the eyeball May 15, 2017

California Dreamcatcher

When one partner involved in one-on-one sexual intercourse sneezes into the open mouth of the other partner. Ejaculation optional, but recommended.

"Jace, Eric, and Tammy totally tried the California Dreamcatcher because Jace and Eric didn't get flu shots."

by momjeansdadknobs November 28, 2017

california flow

When your hair gets supper messed up cause of the moisture in California

Just let your hair flow it's the California flow

by Sharkie March 21, 2017