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california idiot 

An idiot from California. Most commonly a bad pizza delivery boy.
He walked back to the car after delivering the pizzas like some kind of California Idiot.
california idiot by Wnesbitt October 25, 2009

California Corn Chip

When the male ejaculates semen onto the females skin, where it is left to dry. After this the female peels the dried semen off and eats it.
Tom made Tina eat his delicious California Corn Chip!!

California Hotplate 

When a man or a group of men eat a large meal off of a girl's juicy ass.
Erik and Matt ate a california hotplate off of Kiki's hot ass.

California Easy Bake

When you are doing a girl from behind and you stick a blunt, permanently clogging her rectum and light it.
Last night me and Tina where making love until I tried the California Easy Bake on her, I think she died.

california love child 

the result of a child born to two hippie parents in california who werent technically married
She calls herself a california love child but her parents werent hippies. Lame.

California potato chip 

After riding the bus home from the strip club, Ehud was sporting a California potato chip on his shorts from losing it while getting a lap dance.