Curtain Cunt

A woman who is an attention whore, or does something intentionally for the purpose of getting attention

Did you hear about Betty confessing she slept with coach Chandler?
Yes, she did that to get attention, what a curtain cunt.

by Obsidian Black April 4, 2018

Beef Curtains

A vagina

Look at her Beef Curtains

by trumpetBlaster January 7, 2021

Curtain Sisters

The act of two girl friends having sex with the same guy at different times.

Shaniqua and Lateesha are curtain sisters now. They both had sex with George!

by Goobber November 16, 2009

curtain whipping

Clambagging. The female equivalent of tea bagging; when a female puts her crotch in someone's face, especially mouth.

I was just sitting down and that lady started curtain whipping me out of the blue!

by Sammkat November 16, 2012

Curtain

A huge piece of cloth that hangs over a window

Zed: Bruh are home alone?
Ned: Yep
Zed: Dancing naked in your room?
Ned: Yes. WAIT, how did you know!?
Zed: Your curtains are still open and I can see you...

Horse
Goose
Dinglehopper
Door
Monkey
Alligeny

by Shanillia June 17, 2016

ham and cheese curtain show

one who has to spread the beef curtains, aka vagina lips, to get to the vagina due to saggyness

i wanted to pork Helga until i seen the ham and cheese curtain show.

by blahbalh12 January 30, 2015

Beef curtain sammich

Amie’s step sister’s stretched out, wrecked, collapsed, baseball bat storage compartment.

Have you seen Amie’s beef curtain sammich?

by Friend of a fiend January 14, 2019