Commander Chaos

A Twitchrp Character whomst was created by Zuthar13, Currently he is the leader of the Axis Of Evil. Criminal syndicate which is the home to many evil-doers. As of late he is extremely wanted.

Person 1: Did you hear what Commander Chaos did this afternoon
Person 2 : Yeah that was crazy as fuck

by CaptainSlothy February 11, 2020

Commander Crunch

What you call someone when their timeframe for a task is 6-10 months

How is it Commander Crunch hasn’t been fired yet? What a useless sack of shit.

by Flop the beat April 3, 2020

Commando Shield

When you use underwear (preferably clean boxers) as an emergency MASK. You put your head in the waistband and through one leg, allowing the material to cover your leg. You put the other leg, bottom first over the top you your head. Fold the waistband under and you are done and protected.

A "Dirty Commando Shield" would be in an extreme emergency situation when you are forced to remove your underwear and use it as a mask as described above.

I tried to go to the store but they wouldn't let me in without a mask, so I returned to the car and put on my commando shield.

by Lindylvr April 17, 2020

commandantpart

Field marshal of Canadian armed forces, dumb, can't even plan an attack against a 20 members group, known for sucking tia's dick

Do the commandantpart and (INSERT BAD FM JOKE HERE)

by Sirisex June 7, 2020

Commanda

When a female does not wear underwear. Feminine of commando. Also known as free lipping.

Her pussy was hanging out of her shorts because she was going commanda.

by Joe Schmoee79 July 11, 2020

COMMANDER_OUNCE

Commander_ounce is one of out of two protectors of the creature(see defention)he was created on the planet FORT_KICKASS a very aggressive race.Known to attack other planets while aggressive FORT_KICKASS had been in a alliance of Mars,u ass bitch(see defination)
COMMANDER_OUNCE'S powers are the following
1.BADASS
2.KEEP MOM_FREAKE FROM DOING NO-ALIVE
3.INVINCIBLE EXCEPT FROM CLARMPTON

COMMANDER_OUNCE HAS LAST BEEN LOCATED IN WEST VERGINIA protecting crompton

Commander_ounce has fought in every single war but his faction is every war has veryed whether on cliftons anger problems

Did you see COMMANDER_OUNCE nuke the haps in ww2

by Commander_ounce December 3, 2020

Commander-in-Chief

Someone who has completed The Pentagon and also became a Five Star General. ie. They have had heterosexual sex with a member of all five branches of the US military (thus completing The Pentagon) and homosexual sex with a member of all five branches (thus becoming a Five Star General).

"Last year he slept with all those guys to become a Five Star General. Now, he's halfway through The Pentagon and about to become the Commander-in-Chief"

by TimmaC10 December 13, 2020