columbian slime

The mucus from a backdrop that gets caught in the mouth if you cough hard enough and re-swallow it and get that coke taste

Ah shit this line hit so hard i got columbian slime from the drop cuz

columbian slime by Pablo The Brave April 1, 2026

Columbiaology

The study of the United States using the methods of Sovietology/Kremlinology—treating Washington D.C. as a foreign capital whose inner workings are opaque, ritualized, and driven by hidden power networks. Columbiaology analyzes congressional procedures, executive orders, Supreme Court signals, and the revolving door between government and corporations as clues to a system that presents itself as transparent but is anything but. It pays attention to who sits on which committees, who funds which campaigns, and what language signals loyalty to which faction. The name plays on the personification of America as Columbia.

Example: “Her Columbiaology of the Senate Judiciary Committee tracked how hearing performances were choreographed to create media narratives while the real negotiations happened in closed rooms—Kremlinology for the Capitol.”

Columbiaology by Abzugal April 2, 2026

Columbian Blowfish

The act of putting something round in the urethra to prevent ejaculation.

Brett had his mistress give him a columbian blowfish during their routine pegging. When she pulled out the rod, his load blew out with excessive pressure. Causing his cock to jerk back with the shear power of his load being released.

Columbian Blowfish by JackieJackoff November 25, 2025

The Columbian Shuffle

The act of brisk walking across Columbia Road on University Avenue in the frozen tundra aka Grand Forks, North Dakota in the middle of winter going to class. Usually practiced when trying to make the light and is a substitute for running so one does not slip with his/her backpack.

{Man slips in the middle of the intersection spilling his bag}

Chris: If he was smart, he would have just done the columbian shuffle.

Ann: Way to icy out to be running across like that...

The Columbian Shuffle by Gypsie Nomad May 5, 2010

pre-columbian release 

When a man rapes someone for the first time (male or female), and out of the excitement ejaculates before any rape actually occurs. Named after the notorious sexual offender Christopher Columbus

After claiming to have watched so much porn of harder and hardercore Ted Bundy went to rape his first woman however his intentions were abated by his pre-columbian release.

pre-columbian release by Hardecore edgar poe June 15, 2018

chrissy columbian 

When your too lazy to type Christopher Columbus or just don't know how to spell it

Chrissy columbian = Christopher Columbus

chrissy columbian by LongJohnJohn September 9, 2020

Muddy Columbian 

When one drinks a used Coffee Enema

"I just had a Muddy Columbian, it's my favorite drink for in the morning"

I drank a Muddy Columbian this morning

Muddy Columbian by OldHunterRuby January 30, 2022