Net Check

Calling out someone who has such a bad internet connection that their ISP must be Cox Communications

Him: "Bro I'm lagging"
Me: "Net Check"

by torepoon January 1, 2021

Yeet Check

It's more of a feeling, a vibe, a collection of elated joyous moments, but also it's a Podcast about NBA and AFL (but only the memes).

Me: Yo, remember that time we listened to Yeet Check? It gave me so many elated and joyous moments. You should listen to it.

My friend: Yeet.

by Lil Yeetie Boiz February 13, 2021

Vibe Check

When senators of the Roman Republic stab you 23 times for your concentration of power during your tenure as Roman Emperor.

The senators vibe checked Caesar in the Theatre of Pompey.

by f3shepard February 21, 2021

Check-in-the-Box

A "check-in-the-box" and is an action or mandate that a group or authority takes when it doesn't want to be liable for something, so they put on an act that everyone secretly knows is functionally meaningless but has enough good intention so that criticism is often viciously attacked. In the end, if a worst-case scenario presents itself, the group or authority in question can claim they took all the possible precautions they had at their disposal and are not liable for damages while exclaiming how sorry they are things didn't happen as they would have liked. This usually leads to calls for more feel-good protocols and additional checks-in-the-box actions, and if the group or authorities' performance is good enough can even lead to the group or authority being lauded for their benevolence, all the while the people forgetting it was the original check-in-the-box that might have caused the crisis.

Person A: Do you think installing a sign warning people that there is no lifeguard on duty will help prevent drowning?
Person B: (Being honest) Of course not, but it's a check-in-the-box, so we won't be responsible if anything else does happen.
Person A: You're so cynical.

by LaughingGhost February 23, 2021

Scoliosis Check

Another southern street word for “ blowjob”. The phrase is usually meant to indicate keeping the woman’s spine in a straight line because your dick is long and is going to go down her throat and down her spine.

“ I could use some scoliosis check soon”.

by NDemGuts February 23, 2021

stimulant check

when you spend your stimulus check on stimulants

hey yo i just got my stimulant check

by stimmycheck420 March 13, 2021

pepper checked

To be pepper sprayed.

“Did you hear about David? He got pepper checked last Monday.”

by Niryika November 1, 2019