lick my butthole

A phrase that was started by two girls from Farmington, NH. They started using LMBH so they could talk about it and not get in trouble in school. A cool term to use among friends.
Mia: You know what would help with that? Allan: If you lick my butthole!
Jessica: You suck! Miranda: LMBH Jessica!
by junkmime April 08, 2015
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Purple Butthole Syndrome

The sometimes after effects of anal but most notoriously doodoovoodoo where the area around the butthole is purple from bruising.

Note: most likely only occurs in women....and lady boys from Thailand.

Note2: call it PBS when around elders...they'll think your smart.
Tatum: Dude after that night of doodoovoodoo with Alayna I think I might have given her Purple Butthole Syndrome...should I worry about her?

Gary:No, she'll get over it...besides, she can't see it can she?
by MassaRee July 16, 2008
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blow on my butthole

"blow on my butthole" a negative comment meaning "fuck you man!" or whatever man go to hell! (most times used jokingly or when someone is janking on you)
guy 1: man! this weed sucks ass!

guy 2: BLOW ON MY BUTTHOLE!

guy 1: YO MAMA!

guy 2: BLOW ON MY BUTTHOLE!
by MINIME! January 12, 2012
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butthole f stops

Analagous to the f stops on a camera,this refers to aperture settings built in to the anus.These f stops vary with the load. An f-1 would be used to pass a tapeworm while an f-11 would be needed for a loggerhead turd. Butthole f stops can get out of sync with excessive anal sex which can and often does result in turd whittling.(passing a turd through too small of orifice)
This one ole gal I knew had a gaping bunghole because her butthole f stops were all messed up.
by wolfbait51 June 07, 2011
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fruit-flavored butthole

The taste of numerous fruit-flavored drinks and and wine coolers on the market. Ex: Zima and Fanta (every flavor). If you use this term, you will be asked, "How you you know what fruit-flavored butthole tastes like?" How you answer that one is up to you dude.
Tastes like fruit-flavored butthole!
by Dale February 25, 2003
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lil butthole slurpy

When you take your favorite brandname soda or juice and put it in a medicine dropper then inject it in the butthole of a beautiful ass then you insert a slurpy straw an drink the beverage out of the ass.
"her ass look so could I had no choice but to sarinate it with a tropical tasting lil butthole slurpy"
by chief elsdick December 26, 2016
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ya mom butthole

dude: omg guess what

man: what
dude: i just ate ya mom butthole
by yourbootyholeishumongous July 11, 2018
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