Purple Butthole Syndrome

The sometimes after effects of anal but most notoriously doodoovoodoo where the area around the butthole is purple from bruising.

Note: most likely only occurs in women....and lady boys from Thailand.

Note2: call it PBS when around elders...they'll think your smart.

Tatum: Dude after that night of doodoovoodoo with Alayna I think I might have given her Purple Butthole Syndrome...should I worry about her?

Gary:No, she'll get over it...besides, she can't see it can she?

by MassaRee August 9, 2008

blow on my butthole

"blow on my butthole" a negative comment meaning "fuck you man!" or whatever man go to hell! (most times used jokingly or when someone is janking on you)

guy 1: man! this weed sucks ass!

guy 2: BLOW ON MY BUTTHOLE!

guy 1: YO MAMA!

guy 2: BLOW ON MY BUTTHOLE!

by MINIME! January 13, 2012

butthole f stops

Analagous to the f stops on a camera,this refers to aperture settings built in to the anus.These f stops vary with the load. An f-1 would be used to pass a tapeworm while an f-11 would be needed for a loggerhead turd. Butthole f stops can get out of sync with excessive anal sex which can and often does result in turd whittling.(passing a turd through too small of orifice)

This one ole gal I knew had a gaping bunghole because her butthole f stops were all messed up.

by wolfbait51 November 25, 2011

fruit-flavored butthole

The taste of numerous fruit-flavored drinks and and wine coolers on the market. Ex: Zima and Fanta (every flavor). If you use this term, you will be asked, "How you you know what fruit-flavored butthole tastes like?" How you answer that one is up to you dude.

Tastes like fruit-flavored butthole!

by Dale February 24, 2003

close your butthole

when some one is being annoying and they wont sop tell them to close their butt-hole because it confuses them and they will most likely stop

Reggie stop tapping the pencil CLOSE YOUR BUTTHOLE

by CYBRNIBR April 26, 2016

lil butthole slurpy

When you take your favorite brandname soda or juice and put it in a medicine dropper then inject it in the butthole of a beautiful ass then you insert a slurpy straw an drink the beverage out of the ass.

"her ass look so could I had no choice but to sarinate it with a tropical tasting lil butthole slurpy"

by chief elsdick December 26, 2016

ya mom butthole

SO DELICIOUS I WOULD EAT IT ALL DAY

dude: omg guess what

man: what
dude: i just ate ya mom butthole

by yourbootyholeishumongous July 10, 2018