whats brown and sticky

it is a stick

guy 1: whats brown and sticky
guy 2: idk
guy 1: its a stick you dumbass

whats brown and sticky by doubleabat January 18, 2022

Drown the Brown Turtle 

To drop the kids off at the pool, join the brownies or pass a stool.

Every morning i wake up, smoke a cigarette, have a coffee then drown the brown turtle.

Drown the Brown Turtle by Durty Dee August 23, 2006

Do a Dan Brown 

To take anothers idea and use it for ones own personal or financial gain.
As with Dan Brown ripping his Da Vinci Code book from the book the Holy Blood and the Holy Grail, many names and references translating identically.

"It was my idea to improve our sales targets but that little shit decided to do a Dan Brown and now he's got all the glory."

Do a Dan Brown by DeadlyDazza December 15, 2008

Flying Farmer Brown  

a variation of the "teabag," in which an individual get on his or her hands and knees behind a victim. Another individual runs, steps on the downed indviduals back, and jumps forward with their legs spread. As they do this, they yell, causing the victim to turn around in time to take crotch full on to the face. If done correctly, both the jumper and the victim fall to the ground. AKA: "The two man tandum teabag" Originated in Queen City, TX.

"Did you see Jim go off of Steve's back and flying Farmer Brown that guy!? He flew through the air with the greatest of DEEZ!"

Flying Farmer Brown by Blue Beacon December 16, 2008

Raining in brown town 

To have very loose or watery bowl movements. Diarrhea.

I was totally excited for my day off until it started raining in brown town and ended any fun I was about to have.

Raining in brown town by Markhitz September 8, 2009

Hire Mike Brown 

To take a dump. Defined by ESPN's Bill Simmons Page 2 column in reference to Mike Brown's poor coaching ability in Cleveland.

Those nachos are not sitting well with me. I'm gonna go hire Mike Brown. I'll be back in a bit.

Hire Mike Brown by Pseudo Decathalon June 19, 2010

Sultan of Brown Eye 

A man obsessed with assholes, and everything about them from poop to benoit balls to anal sex.

Man, that Sultan of Brown Eye is a sick fuck. After enjoying a Cleveland Steamer, he gave her a rim job, shoved some benoit balls up her ass, and afterward they had anal sex. She finished him off by giving him a Rusty Trombone.

Sultan of Brown Eye by sportznut3081 December 18, 2010