Brown capping

When someone tries holding back from pooping so long, that the end of the turd starts coming out of their ass before they can get to the bathroom.

Usually, causes skid marks in one's underwear...

"Damn! I am not going jogging again without taking a shit first. I was brown capping before I could get pff pf the trail"

by amos quito May 1, 2005

Brown eggs

When you do the girl anal and you tuck your balls in her ass and when you pull them out they are covered in brown shit.Then she sucks the shit off your nuts.

I gave your mom brown eggs lastnight.

by Tyler Hall February 20, 2009

Brown Zebra

When your runny poop sticks to half the toilet bowl, creating brown and white strips like a zebra hide

After Clarissa had Taco Bell, she went to the zoo and added a Brown Zebra to their facilities

by Plattimus July 18, 2020

Brown Satchel

Tying your large intestine around your penis and trying to take a shit. Usually done while having sexual intercourse with a partner but can be done solo.

Ayy boii lemme give yo girl a Brown Satchel
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by E.M.R.T. November 6, 2012

Brown-Hawking

the art of talking mad shit over the internet.

man, why you brown-hawking that dude?

by Saort May 11, 2011

Brown Doily

Butt hole, anus, raisin pie, dirty ballon knot, winking knot hole.

Whoa, get your finger out of my brown doily!!!

or
It was a hot night, he was all up in my brown doily.

by Damandan October 29, 2010

Virtual Browning

Otherwise known as "virtual blackface".

When an insecure white male Caucasian creates a sock-puppet account in order to pose as a gay African-American man online.

Named after Dean "JizzyFace" Browning (R) who, on November 10th 2020, was accidentally found out after forgetting to switch accounts between postings.

Dean Browning was attempting Virtual Browning when he accidently posted this to his Whites Only account...

"I'm a black gay guy and I can personally say that Obama did nothing for me, my life only changed a little bit and it was for the worse. Everything is so much better under Trump though. I feel respected - which I never do when democrats are involved."

by Kevin Sorbo's Conscience November 11, 2020