hot breakfast

a hot breakfast is the first sexual act of the day, where the woman sucks the man's dick from behind and then he takes a dump in her face. usually a part of foreplay.

We had to take a break after foreplay so Stacey could take a shower because i gave her a hot breakfast.

by hmmmmmmmmmmmmoddd January 16, 2011

Whore's Breakfast

A punch in the mouth

"You want your breakfast whore? Here's your breakfast!"

I gave her such a whore's breakfast, she won't need any lunch.

by drudad April 20, 2008

mexican breakfast

A cigarette & coffee for breakfast.

Karter and I shared a mexican breakfast this morning.

by adrienne July 23, 2004

portugese breakfest

when you crack an egg in a girls vagina and uses a egg beater to scramble it around

claudia: GIVE ME A PORTUGESE BREAKFEST
eric: sounds good to me
*eric gets some kitchen utensils*
claudia: oh no were all out of EGGS
*they both run to the store*
then they had a good night

by wtyerghf July 29, 2006

romanian breakfast

Having coffee, cake & anal sex in the morning.

- Hey sweetie! Are you up for breakfast?
- Only if it's Romanian Breakfast!

by BKMB January 17, 2009

the lumberjack breakfast

When a man is receiving oral sex from a "large" woman whilst pouring maple syrup all over her head and body.

News reporter: Earlier this evening, it was reported that a man's penis was bitten off by his partner while he was giving her "The lumberjack breakfast". all the female partner had to say was, "I thought i was at Denny's."

by Fatty McFatfat fatass August 7, 2007

breakfast of champions

Marijuana, weed, or pot. Sometimes used in a abbreviated state as B.O.C.

'Dudes did you get the B.O.C. for tonight?'

'I'm all out of Breakfast of Champions again.'

'Damn I need some Breakfast.'

by TheOneandOnlyRealTT April 17, 2006