mad boings

the ability to jump really high.

Yo, we was playing basketball the other day and Tyrone dunked dat shit. He gots mad boings son!

by MiKe!! February 4, 2006

Funny Boning

The act of putting your arm all the way to your elbow...or more specifically your funny bone..... inside any Orifice that will take an arm that far. For example..... anal funny boning is different then vaginal funny boning which is different then oral funny boning.

Guy 1: tell me why you got rid of your boxing speed bag, again?

Guy 2: Now that my wife can take my funny boning her vagina and butt hole at the same time.... my arms are too tired for any thing else

by LemmeF1ndOut October 7, 2021

trina boing zip-zap

Used in Latinoamerican English to describe that a really fat lady wants to destroy you during sex.

We had sex yesterday night, and I can't move, bloody trina boing zip-zap.

by susilacotorra January 31, 2022

trina boing zip-zap

Also in offensive Latinoamerican English, it is used to describe a really fat lady that can be compared as a walrus or a seal.

Look at that, she is trina boing zip-zap.

by susilacotorra January 31, 2022

gnawing and boning

Scarberian speak for: having sex. (Scaberia = the home of John Candy, The Barenaked Ladies, Jim Carrey and Mike Myers.)

(spoken like Otto in the Simpsons) - Yeah, like the party was awesome eh ! Every room had people gnawing and boning all over the place ...

by SuperDave January 17, 2008

bojing

A big smelly pile of shit mixed in with jizz and chunks of minge

Jesus Christ, this fucking taste like its been soking in a bucket of bojing all day.

by Bojing Hiatus June 26, 2003

sha boing boing

An offshoot of the onomatopoeic word "boing," the phrase "Sha-Boing BOING!" is used as a confident emphasis at the end of an assuredly correct statement. This is similar to other phrases such as "Yeah, that's RIGHT!," "That's what I'm sayin'," "You said it," or (in more spiritual settings) "Can I get an Amen?"

Emphasis is put on the second "boing" and the gusto with which that "boing" is delivered is meant to underscore the sincerity of the speaker's resolve that his/her statement is the undeniable truth.

This phrase is especially useful after successfully completing an act which others have claimed impossible.

Speaker 1: "There's no way you can dunk from that far away."
Speaker 2: "I can & I will."
(Speaker 2 successfully dunks.)
Speaker 2: "Sha boing BOING!"

by Copernicus Johnson December 13, 2008