Broken Boner

n. Sexual injury occuring when the man misses the woman during vigorous intercourse, bending his Unit while still fully Erect. Sometimes the woman can be injured in the process as well. The worst senario is when the woman is Riding the man and bends the mans Schlong all the way back to it's base. Usually a Broken Boner is accompanied by sobbing, fainting and, in extreme cases, Barfing and trips to the ER.

Could cause permanent damage, leading to Crooked Dick

"Aaaaaaaaahhhhh... broken boner!!!"

by <--Beavis--> April 12, 2006

prime boner

A quality and memorable erection brought on by the ultimate tease. Might lead to the utterance of boner alert.

When she hinted that there was nothing underneath her dress, I knew I was in for a prime boner.

by littlemissperky March 19, 2008

piss boner

An erection caused by an over abundance of urine in the penis, usually occurring upon waking in the morning.

I woke up with a piss boner and slapped kyle in the face with it.

by Flake Barias May 29, 2008

Boner-popping

(adv) A word used to describe an extremely attractive female, based upon the response elicited in a viewing male.

Tom: Sarah is SO hot.
Bill: I know what you mean. She's boner-popping hot.

by Turkey Slapper April 21, 2008

Boner Jones

A bad wingman who gets a clear boner in front of the girl of desire and sends her away in disgust. This guy is usually hated amongst the group for his literal "cock block".

Guy 1:Hey dude, did you get Casey's number?
Guy 2:No, thanks to Boner Jones over here she blew me off!

by GooseBombBrothers December 17, 2011

Tragedy Boner

When a town or group of people get over excited about a tadegy or recent events.

In Jennifer's Body the town had a Tragedy Boner after the bar burned down.

by P1L2K3 March 31, 2010

boner kryptonite

A ugly woman, a woman so ugly your dick shrivels

"That bitch is fucking boner kryptonite!"

by Revlic September 7, 2007