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bowiesexual 

An otherwise heterosexual man who acknowledges that he would still be defenseless against any sexual advances made by David Bowie himself.
Now I'm not gay, but David Bowie is David Bowie. I guess I'm bowiesexual.
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Bowiemas 

It's a holiday that occurs on January 8 every year celebrating the birth of St. Bowie. That night, you leave bell peppers and milk out for when St. Bowie comes. When you wake up in the morning, the peppers and milk are gone and he's left you with a huge mound of cocaine!
Person 1: Hey! What did you get for Bowiemas?

Person 2: Cocaine!
Person 1: Wow! Me too!
Bowiemas by reinesalope December 31, 2011

Bowler's grip 

A sexual act in which one person grabs a female with their fingers in both lower holes, simulating the holding of a bowling ball.
"Last night I was fingering her and totally did the bowler's grip...it was awesome!"

Bowling it 

A style of walking when someone, namely chavs, commoners, louts and people that THINK they are cool, hard and tough. This is often opposed to, but does not exclude those that ARE hard and tough and walk with a bowling action.

Someone "Bowling it" walks with the arms swinging out wide to the side, and their body leaning in the opposite direction to balance out the arms swinging. The head may also be moved in an exaggerated manner side to side to futher balance out the huge distance the arm is.
The wider the arms swing, the more ridiculous, and the harder the person in question usually thinks they are. Someone "bowling it" walks with confidence / arrogance and will not move out of the way for people.
Bodybuilding can induce the bowling it effect, they are bowling it, but not in the strict definition where it is more the mental state of the person, than the action that is being referred to.
Self training is necessary to repeat the gait, as rest assured it does not come naturally, further highlighting the show and arrogance of the person that puts on the display when walking.
Bowling it is most often practised by youngsters, and is often acquired during school years, when people have less respect for one another and need to make their way through corridors.
Although I mention the head and body tilt is to balance the arms, I personally wonder if it is not in fact to compensate for the weight of their huge heads, they being big headed people.
A bloke walks down the street in a side to side motion, arms flailing at the sides. He does not step to the side, the other pavement user does, as the man owns the pavement. He knows people. You can practically feel the arrogance and weight of his head. He's off to the pub.

Me and my friend look at each other and chuckle at that fool bowling it along the highstreet.
Bowling it by Essex/Suffolk Lad December 7, 2011

Bowl of Dog 

A bowl of dog
A common dish eaten at the Chinese Yulin Lychee and Dog Meat Festival
Riki: Hey, what u eating tonight.
Wang: A bowl of dog.
Bowl of Dog by Wang The Definer February 28, 2019

Bowel-Like Movement 

An experience or thing that looks and feels just like taking a crap.
Dude, That protest was so stupid, it was a Bowel-Like Movement (BLM) for sure!
Bowel-Like Movement by Tacobaxter October 31, 2020