flo's shampoo bottle

i am flos shampoo bottle

BROOO is that flo's shampoo bottle

by hzkthkdyhkdyx August 21, 2021

cap your bottle

zip your pants, pull up your skirt. think dirty, or not.

person1: *just got out of the ladies/men*
person1: * forgot to zip* hey.
friend1: hey! cap your bottle!
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lady to molester: pls cap your bottle. im not available.

by lieny December 26, 2008

Coke bottle bitch

A woman who thinks she's cute but has gigantic eyeglasses.

Also, insecure woman (who wears big glasses) who is reasonably attractive but speak poorly (behind other women's backs) so they will only pay attention to her and not other women.

'"That Coke bottle bitch" has a big mouth"
"Girl, I heard Amanda's "Coke bottle bitch" ass talkin shit about you"

by Rusty toolbox August 29, 2022

Clear bottle flu

A feeling of having the flu after drinking alcohol from a clear bottle. Otherwise known as hung over.

I can't come to work today because I have the clear bottle flu.

by JoeyBomm October 16, 2021

Water Bottle Big

When describing to another female the size of her partners penis without using numbers.

Like oh my God Kelly it was like water bottle big.

by jbelasi January 25, 2016

Water Bottle Domination

A Caucasian male performing an act of total domination towards a female. Domination in this definition is the sense of possessing one sexually. Because the female is getting totally dominated sexually, there is a constant state of squirting from them. In order to prevent dehydration, the female must continuously consume bottled water. Hence: Water Bottle Domination.

Dominant Caucasian Male: do a hand stand while I rail your poop shoot
Female: Yes Sir, Thank You Sir
Dominant Caucasian Male: Here is some bottled water for when I begin
(Water Bottle Domination begins)
(Female starts to drink bottled water while doing a hand stand)

by *** Stick June 5, 2009

Bottle-holder Pocket

"You mean a cup-holder pocket?"
"Nah, dude! Cups could spill!"

{bot-l-hohl-der pok-it} noun, plural Bottle-holder Pockets {-its}

The netting on the outside of a backpack (bag, fanny pack, etc.) that is made specifically for holding water bottles.
Not to be confused with a "front-zipper pocket."

Slate: Hey man! Could you get my bottle of jank (jenkem) out of my backpack?
Ray man: Sure, dude.. Wait I can't find it. Are you sure it's in here?
Slate: Yeah, chief. It's in the Bottle-holder pocket.
Ray man: Oh. Jeez. Found it. Here you go.
Slate: Nah, nig. You take browns.

by refinedhippie November 2, 2012