booger dust

(Noun) The crustacious leavings, usually found at the opening of a person(s) nostrils. That is made up of crystallized mucous.

Example: "Bitch, why you be tryna kiss all up on me with that nasty ass booger dust!?"

by Ginabegood February 18, 2014

Booger Tron

When a child rubs their booger on their moms phone and then enters the Booger Tron festival, which is a very special event in which children force their dads to lick the boogers clean off of the phone.

I’m so excited to be an employee at the Booger Tron festival and sell puke buckets!!!

by Everything Suks October 08, 2022

Booger chan

A fat guy who smells like shit that enjoys using his booger as a lube to penetrate his own ass

Booger chan: hi sir

by Suck dick simulator 1999 November 24, 2021

booger pocket

1. A vagina. 2. A pocket in an article of clothing, where a child or an adult snot and mucus.

My girlfriend was sick with a sinus infection, so her booger pocket was filled with snot and mucus.

by Steinerwoodwork January 16, 2025

Booger Torpedo

The piece of tissue or toilet paper that you insert into your nostril and twist to collect the boogers that are stuck. Upon completion, you throw it in the trash.

Even after blowing my nose, I couldn't get the snot out. I twisted a booger torpedo up into my nostril and was able to get it out..

by Nuclear Dustbunny April 17, 2024

Booger Thrust

When a person sneezes during a pelvic thrust and in turn sends a booger flying.

PersonA: Dude I totally sneezed during sex last night, her vagina was as stuffy as my nose.

PersonB: Dude you did the Booger Thrust!

by Lambo. January 13, 2013

booger-napkin

An extremely snotty, annoying, usually deliberately obnoxious person. This person goes above and beyond mere snotty-ness. Usually used when you really want to say "asshole" "dick" or "cunt" but can't.

My boss is a booger-napkin. He has long boring staff meeting every pay day.

My cat the original booger-napkin peed in my shoe.

Give me back the TV remote you booger-napkin!

You are a booger- napkin when you drink!

by Tupac Insecure April 14, 2014