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back passage blocker

a piece of faeces that is too big to pass through the exit hole in your bum.
"Ow, i've got me a Back passage blocker!!"
by Balard!!! July 8, 2005
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Backer

An expression of time that goes further than "way back".
Person 1: Didn't that song come out in the late 90's?
Person 2: No dude. .. you gotta go even backer than that. ... we talkin mid 80's.
by itakepwnership June 29, 2015
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becker is god

The main theory of the popular religion McNastyism! This religion is composed of a holy trinity of McNasty aka Becker (god), mastercox aka white jesus, and Kenton aka Pope Weaver! With Becker as the one true god and his faithful demi-gods cox and weaver they reign supreme over all in existence! the benefits of McNastyism include free nacho days, wet tshirt contests and a girafe petting zoo on any believer of the becker faiths Mcnastytism which is the equivalent to a christian baptism only captain morgan tattoo replaces the holy water!
McNasty Priest: Who is the one true god my fellow McNasties?
All: becker is god!!! All hail Becker!!! In the name of the becker, the cox, and the holy weaver! Amen!
by matt-becker April 6, 2009
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cock blocker

a person who truly stops at nothing to prevent another (usually a male) from getting any type of burn.
when sean saw that mahsul was getting too much burn he initiated the cock blocker 3000 (a.k.a Max) who then approched Mahsul and asked him for the hw... while he got it from his bag max began talking to the girl.... max then left with mahsuls hw, his girl, and his dignity.... the encounter ended with mahsul calling max a cock blocker.
by Firekrotch October 11, 2007
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ass blocker

A fag who blocks another fag from getting some.
Barry can be such an ass blocker at times.
by hvac doc February 5, 2008
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photo cock blocker

a person who interrupts the picture in the background while your taking a picture
jimmy we have to take the picture again,the photo cock blocker messed up the picture.
by thegohst525 January 23, 2010
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Becker

Pronounciation:Beck-Er
1. Someone who hates Justin Bieber but talks about him all the time.
2. Says all your music sucks and he listens to only "good" music.
3. Bass Guitar is suppprreeemmmeelllyyyy important, nothing else matters, GRATS
4. Likes to complain all the time!
5. Says their dad wants to string them by their balls on a doorframe... lol
6. Steals your cookies and reads your texts... DIE IN HELL
7. Doesnt like any special effects in movies-likes black and white silent films...
8. He is OBVIOUSLY (not) always right. Argues even when he's wrong, and cuts you off when you are talking all the time.
Dont be a becker, brah!
"I dont like Avatar, the special effects were terrible." -Becker
"Dude, no one like you, you know that right, Becker?"
"Justin Bieber has no balls" -Becker
"I liked 300 man, that was a good-" yangsta334; the reply by Becker-" Hello no dude, that movie sucked balls, i hated that movie, the special effects were terrible." "ok..." yangsta334
by r0ck0n4ever December 8, 2010
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